Students ‘Depressed’ And ‘Traumatised’ By Brexit Say They Will Fail Exams

Students have claimed they are experiencing physical trauma after UK voted to leave the European Union (EU), which could affect their ability to sit exams in the coming weeks.

“Took about an hour for my hands to stop shaking, and for my knees to return to some semblance of working order after I saw the result this morning. How I managed to get through a regular day at work afterwards, I don’t even know”, recounted user AngryJellyfish.

“It’s absolutely horrible, it doesn’t even feel real. I feel unwelcome in my own country”, chimed in Plagioclase.