Happened in Manhattan…
This might be my favorite Onion article of all time. http://www.theonion.com/article/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c-18003
So now getting a bag of feces shoved down your pants is one more thing to worry about.
Well, much likely depends on what kind of feces it was I suspect.
Well let’s face it, it probably wasn’t the good kind.
Probably an immigrant, from the Bronx.
John Rocker was right about New York.
This new knockout game version is pretty shitty…