Islamophobia! Roads Paved With Pig Manure Could Mean A Cleaner Future

Roads here aren’t paved with gold, but one day they might be paved with pig manure. And that’s not a bad thing.

A new video created by the National Science Foundation explains new research into using waste from pigs to create a more environmentally friendly alternative to the petroleum-based asphalt that is currently used in roads today.

It turns out that pig manure has oils that can be used to create a petroleum-like substance, which can be mixed with sand or gravel to make a strong asphalt substitute. Researchers are currently putting the resulting bio-asphalt through its paces, making sure that it will stand up to the daily stressors of life as a road.

h/t PM

  • The Butterfly

    Everything is better with bacon.

  • simus1

    Judging by the speed the newer more environmentally friendly(?) asphalt used on the superhighway overpasses around TO turns to shit, one might assume this material will be not be much worse.

  • moraywatson

    This should cut down on praying in the street….in’shallashpalt…

    • lolwut?

      Might wanna trademark that.

  • lolwut?

    Hmmmm, maybe we could build planes, boats and buildings out of it also……

    This could actually turn out to be the west’s solution to the Muslim problem
    like crosses and holy water is for vampires in the movies.

  • Barrington Minge

    That would keep yer mooslims out of the way of decent folks.

  • Martin B

    There you go, pig manure pavement. When’s the last time any Mohammedan came up with anything as useful?

  • Dana Garcia

    We need to Ask The Imam what percentage of pig asphalt would make a road or sidewalk entirely haram — verboten for faithful allah boyz. Naturally signs would be posted to warn Muz of pork proximity.

    Pork paint would be a nice invention…

  • WalterBannon

    Great, can you imagine driving in a city paved with that on a hot summer day?

    We do not need any more alternatives to asphalt. Concrete works fine for that.

    How about these experts instead focus on something useful, like explain to idiot politicians that climate change science is junk science.

    As for pig manure, it does not need any new purposes dreamed up for it.

  • Maggat

    Sounds great. Just make sure that all roads leading to the departure side of international airports are paved with regular asphalt.

  • tom_billesley

    Bioasphalt can be made not only with pig manure but also with municipal sewage sludge pellets, providing a prayer surface including contributions by najis kuffar.

    Everything you need to build a haram environment:
    Municipal sewage sludge (30% admixture) can be used as a clay replacement in bricks.
    Bottom ash from incineration of meat and bone meal, including that from pigs, can be used as fine aggregate in mortar, concrete and asphalt.

  • Spatchcocked

    Pig shit ordnance….about large mortar size with proximity fuse that lights it up ten feet from the ground….
    Say you want to clear a street of muzzies praying or demonstrating….or rain a little love on a mosque………..easily done with Spatchcockeds patented pig shit delivery system.

  • Cat-astrophe

    If they are having trouble getting rid of the by-products of pigs, why don’t they dribble it into our water supplies and tell us it’s good for us? Like Fluoride.