The nutcase animal-rights lawyer who wants chimps granted the legal status of humans

The other evening I was driving back in heavy rain from my pilates class when I noticed something rather upsetting in the gated road that goes through our estate. I stopped and got out of the car for a closer look. Yes, as I feared, it was a dead duck. Some bastard had squished her flat.

  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    The chimp named Anjem Choudary is technically considered a human being already. Am I wrong?

    • Justin St.Denis

      I always thought Anjem was of the “goat” species. The current FLOTUS is clearly closely related to some kind of primate.

  • Waffle

    Dead ducks don’t bounce like cats, she says as she wipes away a tear.

  • Maggat

    There are a hell of a lot of humans that should be reclassified as chimpanzees.

  • GrimmCreeper

    Next, after chimps are granted human rights, they will argue that chimps shouldn’t be allowed to own handguns. As though anyone thought they should to begin with.

  • canminuteman

    A lot of chimps are probably more deserving of it than a lot of humans.

  • ontario john

    I laughed this morning, when a commercial during CBC news was fighting for the rights of chickens, because they are so intelligent and attractive. People in downtown Toronto get stranger every day.

    • Justin St.Denis

      The CBC doesn’t “do” news, and hasn’t for several decades. My sense of charity drives me to point this out to you. 😉

      • ontario john

        #Chicken lives matter