John Kerry Is More Stupid Than Previously Thought

Secretary of State John Kerry faced swift criticism Wednesday for suggesting the terror attack at Istanbul’s Ataturk Airport was evidence the Islamic State is getting “desperate” – an assessment one top Republican official said “defies reality.”



  • Sharkibark
  • Unpossible!

  • Martin B

    If we’re lucky, Islamic State will get even more desperate and blow up John Kerry.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      He’s one of their greatest assets.

    • eMan14

      No scattered brains to speak of.

  • Spatchcocked

    I reckon a weekend Fishing on the old boat with Kerry would be as much fun as with Prince Charles.
    They both have the ability to make the minutes seem like hours…..

  • Spatchcocked

    I’d laff if ISIL blew off Kerry’s nose……just his nose…..I’m chortling thinking on it…

  • infedel

    1400 years of islam terror and trade routes to go agaist them and a military to yet again fight moslem barbary pirates…ban islam…enough

  • They don’t care if it doesn’t make sense – they’re just running out the clock.

    • ntt1

      well yeah that really is what it is all about isn’t it.? nobody could be that stupid unless they just don’t give a rats arse

  • Ed

    Botox to the forehead is dangerous. Those needles can go in.

    • ntt1

      I don’t know about the botox my guess is a fibre reinforced trowel on finish. hair too.

      • Will Quest

        Too much Heinz preservatives pickling his brain……..

        • Clausewitz

          Buy only French’s mustard and ketchup after his company fucked over Leamington.

  • Minicapt

    He meant “disparate’, as in promoting greater diversity.


  • Dave

    I quite certain “high ranking democrat” loosely translates into “advanced state of mental retardation” by most standards.
    Just sayin’

  • jack burns

    John Kohn tries real hard though. He tries real, real hard.

  • felis gracilis

    “Lurch”-ing toward victory in the middle east, are we?