Everything was accurate. But none of it was true.

Yes, I stole the title from 1981’s Absence of Malice, but it is accurate.  And true.

In the immediate aftermath of the Orlando nightclub shooting, a very close friend of mine posted an article on how this man was a “self hating homosexual” and used a Gawker article as the reference. Gawker. Granted, not exactly The Onion, or it’s older cousin, the New York Times, but not the greatest source. 

  • mauser 98

    3 ex-sheepshaggers could not do what one Orlando gay muslim could do
    ISIS… call HR!

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    London calling, yes, I was there, too
    An’ you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
    London calling at the top of the dial
    And after all this, won’t you give me a smile?