Caitlyn Jenner poses for Sports Illustrated cover with her gold medal

Caitlyn Jenner is a vision in gold on the new cover of Sports Illustrated, showing off her Olympic medal in a shiny sequin jumpsuit.

The 66-year-old reality star, who won gold at the 1976 Montreal Games in the decathlon, also reveals to the magazine where she keeps her prized hardware.

Shouldn’t that say ‘What are they now?’

  • Oh crap!

    • Observer

      Typo! Shouldn’t that read “his” not “her”?

      As long as he has a penis he is a “he”.

      • If some “gender reassignment specialist” cuts his dick and nuts off, he is still a guy.

        Only a liberal fool (redundant) would think otherwise.

        And the “gender reassignment specialist” is practicing 21st century witch doctoring.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          DNA is destiny.

      • FivePointSpurgeon

        Amen. Using their allegedly preferred pronouns only encourages them. Stop already.

        “Caitlyn” is a mentally ill castration fetishist named Bruce. Full stop.

  • I imagine he keeps his ‘prized hardware’ the same place as the rest of us.

  • ed

    you can call a man in a dress a women ! but you can`t call a man in a dress a man ? WTF is wrong with the world

  • ed

    pant suits are not a good look ,ask hillary

  • Tom Forsythe

    If I am going to call him “her” he will have to give up some of his “prized hardware.”

  • Spatchcocked

    I reckon after a date with Spatchcocked … know….spark up a few…..a corsage of course….a heart shaped box of black magic choco then a little drive around town thru the park maybe….a couple cocktails in the lounge then .a bang up dinner with a few bottles of panty remover….making the latest moves on the dance floor……me belting out a few tunes at an after hours Karaoke club…(white lightnin is my fave)
    Then the customary me babbling and apologetically pissing behind the car then the wrassliin and arm twisting at the end of the evening with me stinking of gorge just waitin to rise up and insistent that I can’t sleep without some affection….
    I reckon she he would return to the team the next morning…

  • Hard Little Machine

    ESPN and SI will soon demand that no sports allow anyone but black lesbians and trannies to play pro sports.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Once again, I turn to Israel for a real woman. Here is Alexandra Seginer in uniform.

    She is a circus performer noted for her bodily flexibility.

    And here she is in her natural habitat.

  • Correction: Bruce Jenner, disguised as a woman, is posing with his medals as he had done so many years ago.

  • Spatchcocked

    Sorry….miss Israel has a tattoo ……no true Israeli pinup has a tattoo….

  • Shebel

    They banned carnival Freak Shows because they infringed on people’s human rights.
    Now , somehow, doing the same thing is protecting the Rights of Human Freaks.

  • SMC_BC

    You need a little more airbrushing Bruce – I can still see your adam’s apple.

  • Spatchcocked

    The secretary at a club I belong to(Onanists United for A Decent Nights Sleep)stretched over to pass me a copy of my latest morals violation citation from the executive and revealed half her back which was covered in a very large blue red unrecognisable “thing”….
    Now, the woman about 30 or so is named Gita and is petite and very dark indeed…..Hindi or sumpin….I dunno take your pick…..born here I reckon from her English….
    Anyway I was shocked…..told the missus I thought immigrants or the kids of same usually had more class…….I guess the rot in our culture is pervasive powerful….

    Revenge to the executive for me consists of sending a letter saying I speak for a number of fellow members who wonder when this club is going to join the 21st century and provide a transgender toilet facility….that issue will give the pricks something to bedevil them for a good long time……I hope and pray.

    Grand Guy Grand is an icon to me….

  • Exile1981

    Wow, hold on. Bruce Jenner won that award in a men’s swimming event. Caitlyn Jenner is a women so that means she didn’t win that award and isn’t entitled to it…. right? I’m so confused.

  • Shebel

    So how it going to work in the sports world when a 7 foot trans person joins the ladies basket ball team ?

  • DMB