Blazing Cat Fur
God, I hope that was a lethal wound.
“Like, oh my god, why would you need [INSERT TYPE OF GUN]? It’s way more firepower than anyone would ever need!”
A well placed shot always works better than a strongly worded letter. He showed incredible restraint, I would have plugged him in the face.
Pull trigger. If needed, repeat.
The pistol needed a 16″ bayonet.