German nudist club members banned from skinny dipping in lake in case they offend “refugees”

Nudists in Germany have been told to cover up when a refugee shelter overlooking their beloved colony opens next month.

The 400 members of the Familiensport-und FKK-Bund Waldteichfreunde Moritzburg nudist group have been told they will not be able to skinny dip in the lake that will separate them from the prying eyes of residents in the new £1.2million facility.

They claim their nudist way of life is being threatened by officials not wanting to offend the migrants.

  • Yo Mama

    Don’t the German people realize it isn’t their country anymore?

    • Not yet apparently.

    • Editor

      That is the saddest thing I have read in a long time. And 100% true. You are right Yo Mama, it’s a done deal.

  • Shebel

    Muslims are so Peaceful – that we are afraid to anything that might antagonize them.

  • Brenda

    I guess they could try and defy their orders, but then they would just get swarmed by hordes or inbred third-world peasants hell-bent on raping leathery middle-aged nudists. And then Angela and the mayor of Cologne would tell them they should have dressed more modestly.

  • pdxnag

    So the Muslims threatened to go all Muslim on the naked people? That’s offensive.

    • mobuyus

      muslims are mentally naked.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Germany is the second most nudist country in Europe.