A Floridian woman shot and wounded a naked, poop-covered home invader Sunday night.

I have never visited Florida.

But it sure seems an interesting place.

h/t DR

  • http://www.majorgeeks.com/ has a weekly Florida Friday recap of those whacky southerners and their resultant mugshots. It’s quite amusing.

    • Ha!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Carolla’s podcast has a recurring bit called Germany or Florida.
      And often surprising.
      And often surprising.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Skunk Ape? The Florida Bigfoot…

  • Linda1000

    Disney gator prowling. They sure get around. Good shot, hit centre mass on an oozy target. Burp.

    • NoBamaYoMama

      She only fired the .22 once, unfortunately that didn’t meet the requirements for the more desirable Taxpayer Relief Shot!

      Practice, practice, practice!! And maybe a larger caliber projectile.

  • Brenda

    She should have shot him BEFORE he trailed poo all over her house. Now who’s gonna have to clean up that mess?

  • Justin St.Denis

    Florida is stunningly beautiful. The State’s residents, on the other hand, are not. Avoid Tampa, Orlando and Miami in particular. Clearwater is quite nice.

    • Alain

      I suggest that those you call Florida residents are for the most part “immigrants” from other states. I used to take my holidays there when I worked in Montreal in the early 60s and it was truly a very nice place. At that time there were no Muslims whatsoever and other than a small Cuban community they were mostly native Floridians, who were very nice provided you yourself behaved. I have no doubt it has totally changed since then, just as Montreal and any other place, unfortunately not for the better.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Alain, yes I have heard that before. However, I would suggest that Hell itself was likely a “nice place” before the Fall. Boise, Idaho was a nice place before it became boring. Even Toronto was a “nice place” at one time. However, I am speaking of the Florida of my experience over the last 20 years. And yes, the State is getting worse with each passing day. Pity. As I said, Florida is visually quite beautiful……