Qatar: Man faces death penalty for smuggling bacon in anal cavity

This stinks!

  • simus1

    Trying to get bacon past a dog in a shithole like Qatar is mission impossible without “prior arrangements in place”.

  • Clink9

    I feel sorry for the bacon.

    • Clausewitz

      Still, you have to admire his dedication to bacon.

  • JoKeR

    At least bacon up your ass is better than the advice of Mohammad gave to drink camel urine.

    At least the bacon is cured and so carries no diseases.

  • Hard Little Machine

    That seems just.

  • Yusuf_al_Kafir

    The story is entirely fake.

    Check out the Facebook comments at the original link….

  • ntt1

    This puts the lie to those insensitive enough to point out islams complete lack of initiative.
    This sandbox genius has figured out that the Koran might proscribe eating bacon. It is silent on bacon enemas.
    Even mo himself never imagined goi ng there.

    • ed

      “sharia ” law allows mus-tards the consumption of pork and alcohol in times of need

      • ntt1

        I have a nominal newish buddy who loves bacon,he figures he can sort it out later and that no one in possession of all the facts would support denial of one of life’s pleasures

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Religious proscriptions about eating pork are outdated.
          Most dietary laws are irrelevant in this day and age.
          Although I do have one or two myself.
          Do not eat at Burger King because they will give you food poisoning.
          And don’t eat at any islamic restaurant if you don’t want to eat shit.
          By the way, why do I have to go back and tap spell check on the head every time I spell some ayrab word with a small case first letter?

  • Ego

    Almost got it right, but fed it in at the wrong end.

  • Chatillon

    Travelers’ Tip: Give the bacon in Qatar a pass.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    His farts must be especially aromatic.

  • tom_billesley

    12 kilos. Someone must have spent some time expanding his passage, as fellow jihadis did for butt bomber Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri.

  • Dana Garcia

    Bacon is one of our precious western freedoms. Long may it wave.

  • Blacksmith

    With he predilection of muzzies to assholes I would have thought that is the last place to hide something……