Boys of the Taliban

Just recently, the Taliban issued a new set of 30 rules to its fighters.

Many of the instructions were to be expected: rule No. 25 commands the murder of teachers if a warning and a beating does not dissuade them from teaching. No. 26 outlines the exquisite delicacy of burning schools and destroying anything that aid organizations might undertake — such as the building of a new road, school or clinic. The essence of the other rules are easily left to the imagination, basically involving what Islamic Jihad is all about: vile hate, death and destruction.

But there is a curious rule that the Western media has typically ignored. Rule No. 19 instructs that Taliban fighters must not take young boys without facial hair into their private quarters.

  • Spatchcocked

    I stand four square with Brendan Behan on this matter, as a fellow inmate at her Majesty’s pleasure…
    A young boy of charming proportion with no outstanding disfigurement is every bit as pleasure giving as a young virtuous maiden on her wedding night.

    But facial hair???!!!! Don’t be bloody absurd….it would quite ruin the damned illusion.

  • Spatchcocked

    I say tut tut tut…..what a collection of execrable tasteless with no sense of bon ton or STYLE deviates these Taliban chaps must be….
    Better to kill them off…can’t have fellows like that influencing our young men with their pernicious notions….
    Facial hair forsooth….

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Islam is the work of the utterly depraved and possessed Mo. Nothing they do surprises me.

  • WalterBannon

    Many of the instructions were to be expected: rule No. 25 commands the murder of teachers if a warning and a beating does not dissuade them from teaching?

    Well hopefully Wynn puts one of her pet muslims in charge of the next contract negotiation with our teacher unions.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    NAMBLA has gained a foothold in Afghanistan. Who’da thunk it?

  • Spatchcocked

    Man love rules….’Kay?

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Was the Boys of Taliban a Don Henley song?