Canada’s Supreme Court Legalizes Some Sex Acts with Animals

In its ruling, the court decided that the legislature had not clearly defined the terms in the country’s bestiality laws and the way the statute is written should be read to only outlaw animal penetration, whether that penetration is animal to human or vice versa.

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  • andycanuck

    The SCOC is in the pay of Big Peanut Butter.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I thought you guys just played hockey.

  • Sick country.

    • FactsWillOut

      Sick government. The people are fine.
      Where I come from, bestialists get beaten.
      So do pedos, wife beaters, thieves, etc.
      We made the mistake of thinking justice comes from the state. It does not, and it never did.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Yup. Kinda makes me wonder what’s going to happen to the first muslim who steps outta line in our little rural enclave here. Lotsa hunters around here. Shots get fired All the time during the season. And shit happens all year round….

        • FactsWillOut

          Rural Canadians are WAY tougher than Russians, who are tougher than Euro-weenies and most Americans, after all, we have to do it the hard way.

    • ontario john

      Kind of makes you wonder what Supreme Court Justices do in there spare time. No wonder law societies are fighting so hard against that Christian university in BC from having a law school.

      • john700

        So penetration includes only vagina and ass? What about the mouth? Someone clarify, please.

        • FactsWillOut

          If you would only get those horrible things outta yer ears…

          • john700

            Hey, that might be part of the next curriculum in Ontario.

      • I don`t ever want to know that answer.

        • FactsWillOut

          You do seem to like state pension plans, though, you disgusting hypocrite.

          • Okay, Facts, when did I say that?

          • FactsWillOut

            Oh, and let me tell you this, little RC Satanist: No organization on the Earth has ever alienated more folk from the love of Christ than the RC Church. My wife won’t believe, as a result of the RC.
            “Whosoever believes in me shall have eternal life.”
            Seems you don’t believe that, at least the RC’s don’t.

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      …The New Pornography…

      • andycanuck

        Ruff Sex.

        • Raymond Hietapakka

          …doggie-style…

    • Clink9

      Somewhere, there is a goat that thinks it’s a butterfly and he’s getting very nervous.

    • Exile1981

      I suspect this because of the recent re-release of the Bear by Marian Engel. It was awarded a Governor General’s award and Margaret Atwood has spoken very favorably about it.

      • Plus we thought Leo DiCaprio was going to get raped by a bear in The Revenant. Apparently he wasn’t. The whole film must have seemed like something of a letdown after that.

        • Exile1981

          I never saw it.

          • Alain

            Nor I and nor would I.

        • El Martyachi

          It’ll be in the “extended unrated directors cut edition” for some quick cash some years down the road…

  • ontario john

    Should make for an interesting float at the Pride Parade in Toronto. Wynne and Trudeau can walk in front of it, or behind it as the case may be.

  • G

    I posted most of this comment earlier but I’d like to repeat it.
    When a supreme cunt justice has no problem “reading in” a major thing like sexual orientation into a major, often used law like the charter of Rights and Freedoms —

    then has a big problem “reading in” a simple matter like penetration into a less important, common sense, RARELY USED law like bestiality…….

    There is something really fucking wrong with the court.

    If there EVER was an indication judicial activism this is it. They “read into” the major laws when they want to serve a desired group. This time when anyone with common sense would read in the SCOC pretends to respect parliamnet.

    • andycanuck

      I blame Mulroney. He didn’t slap down the SCOCs hard over abortion so they knew they could do anything they wanted.

      • Alain

        Perhaps but I see it as having started with them reading into the charter what had purposely been excluded by the framers: sexual orientation. Allowing that to pass gave them the green light.

        • FactsWillOut

          I see word games of legalistic claptrap as unproductive.
          The battlefield is a true battlefield, it’s just a matter of who gets there first.

  • FactsWillOut

    Bunch of fucking morons seem to believe it’s the government’s job to deal with bestiality.
    Sorry, folks, that’s YOUR job.
    E#everyone keeps abdicating their duties, and asking the state to do them, and then wonder why the state has grown to such mammoth proportions.
    To chickenshit to do it, citizen? well then you know what to do.
    It starts with an F and ends with a U.

    • Alain

      I understand what you are saying and in principle agree, however we cannot ignore that the state (yes, the one citizens asleep let happen over time) will use its full force against individuals or groups who do what you suggest.

      • FactsWillOut

        To expect an organization that has its roots in extortion, fraud, racketeering and murder to have any relation to morality is pure folly.

  • Brenda

    OT, but the two capybaras which escaped from the High Park Zoo in May are still on the lam.
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/capybara-live-toronto-video-1.3628334

    • mauser 98

      not OT…capybaras may be employed at a leather bar on Church St.
      AOK with SCOC

      • FactsWillOut

        Eye bleach, please.
        Then some social bleach.

      • Gary

        Justin is all for Diversity.

  • WalterBannon

    just another straw on the camel’s back…

    • FactsWillOut

      You, of all people should know that the state doesn’t represent us, or justice.
      The urbanites are a plague, but there is an immune system, despite the PC AIDS the west seems to suffer from.

      • El Martyachi

        Nukings will happen don’t you worry. It’s pretty much inevitable.

  • FactsWillOut

    So, what are all the little milksop fa&&ots in the cities gonna do about it? When they see their neighbor blowing a dog? Whine to each other? Accept it as yet another “sexual orientation”? Or…?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Having recently spent an afternoon in downtown Toronto, I have a suspicion that many Toronto gays will welcome this. In every other city we have ever visited with a large gay area, gay men tend to be fitter, better dressed and better looking than the average hetero guy. But not in Toronto! Ugly, fat, fem and screechy pretty much sums it up. I was waiting at a LifeLab facility to get some bloodwork done, and two guys wearing gossamer pink wings and leopard-print shorts sat together waiting alongside us. I mentioned this to the (obviously) gay medic who took my blood samples. He laughed and said “If I had moved here in my 20s, I’d probably be on wife number three and have eight kids by now!” At least some of them are kinda sane! 😉

      • G

        Bravo Justin. My resistance to gay rights reforms extends to the fact that it is rammed down out throats by a biased judiciary and obscene displays of indecency like Pride Parades.

        If a Pride Parade consisted of a couple of guys dressed normally – jeans & golf shirt or suit or overalls ect walking down the street with a sign that said “Hi, we’re your neighbors from down the block” Who in hell would care?

        I’d wave say “Hi neighbor” and go back to what I was doing.

        • Justin St.Denis

          I must agree!

  • canminuteman

    Does anyone here know how artificial insemination of animals works? Because if you did you would realize that it probably fits the definition of bestiality. I don’t know whether or not this was a factor in the decision or not, but if someone wanted to make an issue out of it, pretty much every farmer and dog breeder could be charged with bestiality. Just throwing it out there.

    • FactsWillOut

      No, it does not.
      Bestiality implies sexual pleasure derived by a human by engaging in sexual acts with animals.
      Any normal western society punishes that act.

      • Petrilia

        and is disgusted by it.

        • FactsWillOut

          Yep.
          Normal men don’t call the cops.
          Normal men punch out those freaks.

    • andycanuck

      I read someone mention something about that (maybe at SDA, ironically enough) but somehow I don’t think there are special ad infinitum exceptions written into our ped-laws to make e.g. digital exams by medical staff in the course of their duties nonpunishable because it’s common sense it’s not for sexual gratification so why would it be needed here to protect breeders as some sort of justification by the SCOC of a claim the current law is “badly written”?

      • canminuteman

        Because of groups like PETA who will use whatever “in” they can get to destroy animal husbandry.

      • canminuteman

        Because there are groups around like PETA and activist judges who will aid them in destroying animal husbandry if given half the chance. They have used animal cruelty laws to go after farmers and hunters. This would be no different.

  • Sharkibark

    How about just no sex with animals at all, hmmmmm? That would great.

    • FactsWillOut

      There will always be humans that like sex with animals.
      The act should be punished, to drive it deep underground, where such folk belong.
      Only Muzz and other savages would ever think of normalizing such a thing.

      • k2

        “Other savages” obviously includes Canadian Supreme Court justices. One heck of a country we’ve got here.

        • FactsWillOut

          There will be blood.

          • Justin St.Denis

            Eventually, and lots of it in urban centres.

        • Petrilia

          I am disgusted with the Supreme Court of Canada. Time to elect judges.

        • Justin St.Denis

          You are not supposed to notice such details!

    • ontario john

      That’s islamophobic!

  • glasnost

    The SCOC did its job; if the legislation is faulty you can’t convict the guilty bastard. Now it’s up to the legislators to do their job. What will the Liberals do? I’d suggest nothing, because this faulty law simply ALLOWS sexual depravity, and fits perfectly with the Liberals push for laws that ENCOURAGE sexual depravity.

    • factsWillOut

      There ya go. The libs are our enemy, and so are all other political parties, who will vote whore us down to the least common denominator, called Muzz.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …somehow I don’t see a goat or a sheep making a complaint down at Police HQ about over-amorous admirers…

  • glasnost

    The Liberals will fix this with an age-of-consent clause.
    Let’s see… in doggie years how much is 14.

  • DD_Austin

    It’s okay to screw a sheep if you dress like one

    and your a government paid prevert

    https://grandnavigators.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/judge-wig.jpg

    • FactsWillOut

      The Olde English punished bestiality.
      Where do you think what few freedoms remain came from?

  • FactsWillOut

    Goat Fuckers Welcome!

    There will be blood.

  • When all the LGBQRSTUV rights started, we said, “Slippery slope – soon you’ll be legalizing sex with animals” – and they laughed at us.

    • FactsWillOut

      …and now they are laughing even harder.
      Democracy doesn’t work.

  • Billy Clint Blanchette

    Great! I can now get it on with my Gerbil.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Just remember to tape it first. I have heard they split like cheap Chinese condoms if you don’t. 😉

  • I read that headline as “Canada’s Supreme Court Legalizes SAME Sex Acts With Animals”. I thought “you mean it WAS legal… but it wasn’t…”

    • FactsWillOut

      I guess that if a dog gets woman pregnant, then we should make abortion illegal.

  • disqusW6sf

    Did they really have to there. Isn’t there some other more pressing law they could fiddle with.

    • Petrilia

      Is that all those overpaid appointed creeps have to do? Nice to have it on all websites around the world that it’s OK to have sex with animals in Canada. Peta says not a word. I am disgusted as I imagine most Canadians are. How low can the Supreme Court go? Don’t give me the guff about penetration. There will be those sick men who will say it is fine to have sex with animals in Canada. I will never forgive those appointed so-called justices for throwing our own civility in ourCanadian faces.

  • Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I

  • FactsWillOut

    Poor BCF.
    Cant even say how he feels about the crime of assault and battery against those who are just physically expressing their legal act of love with animals.
    Such is the state of freedom of speech in this sick, depraved country. Vlad Putin, save us!

  • FactsWillOut

    Eking out a living amongst the radioactive rubble is looking better and better.

    • Exile1981

      Pray for SMOD

      • FactsWillOut

        SMOD?

        • andycanuck

          The “Sweet Meteor of Death” to destroy life on Earth because we’re too screwed up now to deserve to continue. Others (splitters!) favour the Yellowstone Caldera erupting/exploding.

          • FactsWillOut

            I still prefer the radioactive rubble.
            And Phillip K. Dick’s “Dust”.
            I think we’re OK, and we’ll be even more OK in the radioactive rubble.

          • andycanuck

            At least we’ll be able to read in the dark then… if we haven’t all broken our only pairs of reading-glasses.

          • FactsWillOut

            Man that would suck, especially after years of marriage to a battle-axe who wouldn’t let me read.

          • Exile1981

            I’m kind of hoping for a swarm of smaller ones that take out Toronto, Vancouver and other hot spots, rather than one huge one that splits the planet.

          • FactsWillOut

            I’m more of an anti-PC plague kinda guy.
            I gots family and freinds in some of therm shitholes.

    • andycanuck

      For some reason I misread that as “Elking out”.

      • FactsWillOut

        Yuge!

  • Martin B

    “…the way the statute is written should be read to only outlaw animal penetration”

    So fucking your goat or blowing your goat is haram, but licking your goat is halal. I don’t know if Achmed will be happy with this.

  • vimy

    So Bill Clinton really didn’t have sex with that woman if you use the SCOC logic.

  • Gary

    The fear of being called an islamophobe or homophobe makes it clear which minority groups have the power .

  • Americadies

    Homosexuality – Check!, Transgenderism – Check!, Pedophilia – Working!, Bestiality – Planned. The liberal agenda to normalize all deviate sex practices is on track to be achieved by 2016.
    One has to understand, Obama was used like a toy in Indonesia as a boy by his Muslim teachers, he worked as a boy prostitute in high school and the bath houses of Chicago, it is all he knows.
    Why do you think the left picked him as their leader in 2008.
    Liberals want America to model the decadence of Europe so we can achieve their level of decay.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Blatant judicial bias and self-interest. Everyone knows the SCOC blows goats.

  • DMB

    Animals can not consent. This is a form of legal rape. The B in LGBTQ will not stand for Bestiality.