Ramadan Bombathon 2016 Update… The Atrocity Count So Far

Once again Muslims prove that Islam truly is a religion of peace!

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Ramadan: Month of Jihad

As Muslims struggle to increase their devotion to Allah, expect more mass murder.

  • ismiselemeas

    If they can keep the body count under 5-7000 we can consider it a pretty good Rama-dama-ding-dong!

    • JoKeR

      Can they beat their 2015 number?

  • Clausewitz

    This time next year Junior will have Ramadan watch posted as hate speech and therefore illegal punishable by the precepts of his new Shariah courts.

  • ontario john

    But please remember. It has nothing to do with islam. We don’t want to upset the Toronto Star.

  • The Butterfly

    It’s Donald Trump’s fault.

    • JoKeR

      Did you see this? At least they didn’t mention butterflies.

      Iraqi Shiite TV Channel Mocks ISIS: PMU Fighters Capture Jihadists in Fallujah, Treat Them Like Goats

  • Miss Trixie

    I’ll blow to pieces
    When I detonate my ‘splodey-belt
    I’ll blow to pieces
    Black evil in my heart, will be spilt!

    My a** in the air – five times a day
    Agreeing with what my mullah says – kill the infidels!
    I bash and I bash, my lumpy head on the rug
    In a murderous rage and I’ll blow to pieces

    Now I’ve blown to pieces
    Ball-bearings and screws jam-packed within
    I’ve blown to pieces
    My reward, 72 virgins

    You told me that paradise is my reward
    With doe-eyed virgins, too, raisins and honeydew
    But now, I roast in hell, and I’m screaming too
    Eternal fire, my black soul blown to pieces

    We’ll pick up the pieces
    Bless each one and mourn the dead
    We’ll pick up the pieces
    Never forgive and never forget.

    ~ With apologies to Patsy Cline

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  • Maggat

    Only 79 dead, come on now guys, ya gotta try harder.