Muslims OUTRAGED At Butcher’s Sense Of Humor – Offended By THIS Sign In His Window…

I personally think this is hilarious and before you go all PC and ballistic on me… tell me how it isn’t true. Most present day terrorists are Muslim. Muslims don’t eat bacon – it is haram to them. So, ergo… if you eat bacon, you are not Muslim and therefore not an Islamic suicide bombing terrorist. Truth in advertising. A butcher put up a sign in his shop that said, “Eating two strips of Rapley’s award winning bacon for breakfast reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber by 100 percent.” Outrage ensued and he eventually apologized for the sign. Why, is beyond me.

  • Most humourous.

    • Alain

      And pretty much bang on.

  • ntt1

    I am outraged he limited his recommendation to two slices. That number,well crisped , is suitable only for garnishing a spicy .ceasar.
    Cook at least six and share them with the cat. Why risk a house pet with developing Muslim tendencies?

  • Wally Keeler

    It could be said that all the Ribfest wknds in our parks every summer are muslim-free zones.

    • Ford Prefect

      So are the off leash dog parks.

  • Exile1981

    I save bacon grease and feed it to the magpies to discourage them becoming suicide bombers.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      We save bacon grease because we put it on toast.
      It’s called bread and drippin’.

      • Bataviawillem

        You have to put some finely diced onion on that, witch elevates it to schmaltz brod.

      • Exile1981

        Fry bread made with real buffalo grease is supposed to be better than with bacon grease.

  • Hard Little Machine

    not being a devote of the swinish flesh myself I think that’s hilarious.

  • huron

    big brother will come after improper food think

  • Petrilia

    Bloody hilarious!

  • simus1

    Smoked horse anus is halal.
    Perhaps the butcher could offer to start carrying it for those easily offended local muslims who balked at his joke. .

    • Minicapt

      Bill Shorten, the Labor leader, might become offended. PM Turnbull would be confused.


      • Justin St.Denis

        David Cameron might demonstrate tumescence! Most Brits do not know that he even has a dick, but are quite aware that he IS a dick.

  • Ford Prefect

    But they said suicide bomber’s have nothing to do with Islam. The stupid is strong with them.

  • Barrington Minge

    Oi, mooslims….BACON!!!!!!

  • NoBamaYoMama

    This makes me so angry I’m gonna go cook up some bacon and make a sandwich!!