Panicked Hillary Flips…Unveils Jaw-Dropping New Strategy!

“If the old lies don’t work, just make up some new ones!” That phrase wouldn’t fit onto a lapel button, but nevertheless, the Clinton camp should consider making it their new campaign slogan.

This time, it’s the email server scandal that just won’t go away. Hillary’s side of the story has to be re-spun every time an investigation uncovers more damning evidence against her.

To keep major donors satisfied, her fundraisers have cooked up a new “explanation” for the former Secretary of State’s use of insecure computer systems to handle classified information

  • Exile1981

    Her big donors care less about her lies and scandals and more about showing the correct amount of donations to keep them from being punished if she gets into the white house.

    • simus1

      Some of her third world “donors” no doubt have “expectations” that must be met whether she becomes president or not. They aren’t “casting bread upon the waters, only buying into a certainty.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Hillary is now grasping at straws. She thinks that the release of details of the Trump U. case has given her a gotcha moment. Most likely, Trump will ride this out.

  • V10_Rob

    That the lies have taken a new twist is not headline news. Even her own side doesn’t believe her. But it’s Our Guy that did it, so that makes it OK (or at least too trivial to get worked up about).

  • Gary

    I still wonder why she got a pay check if she claims that NONE of her 30,000 emails were marked Classified . What the hell did she do if nothing was related to her Position as Sec Of State ???
    Also, are her friends all dolts that didn’t notice her email being void of the DNS ID for .gov when they saw her emails come in.
    When I dealt with a bank i saw the ID for their name and then .com , it didn’t show a or .

  • Brett_McS

    That’s known as The Costanza Defense. It didn’t work for George, either.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Again, it doesn’t matter. This was bought and paid for and they will get their money’s worth. Her support among democrats will go UP not down if she’s indicted because they will scream that it’s because she’s a woman, a conspiracy, she’s a martyr, etc.