Football ‘Beer Showers’ Banned In Case They ‘Offend’ Muslims

The German Football Association (DFB) has called for a ban on “beer showers” in case it offends players who are Muslim.

Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich, two of Germany’s most prestigious football clubs, are up in arms over the decision to ban the ritual of pouring beer over the heads of players following the DFB Cup final, Die Welt reports.

  • V10_Rob

    How about muslims stop offending us?

  • Martin B

    Goodbye Oktoberfest.

    • Martin B

      All red-blooded Germans need to make up their minds. They can have this, or they can have goat humpers. One or the other.

    • Yes, that’s next. Then bars.

    • Sigh…

  • Show me where the Quran prohibits beer showers.

    • Exile1981

      It allows golden showers, so just tell them beer is camel piss and they will be all for it.

  • Dana Garcia

    When will Germans understand that offending Muslims is a virtuous act?

  • Keep in mind: Islamists as a group don’t yet have the political power to institute Sharia bans in the West; Socialists do and they are obliging the Islamists. The resemblance between that alliance and that of the Nazis and the Soviet Socialists preceding WWII is uncanny.

  • ontario john

    Why don’t Western countries just pass a law banning anyone from leaving their homes, except to go to work. Then maybe muslims won’t get offended. Or just force everyone to convert to islam.

  • The real crime is the waste of beer.

    • canminuteman

      It’s not really a loss. German beer is highly over rated.

      • I like weissbier.

        • ntt1

          well sure its part of being civilized , at present i am enjoying a blood orange weissbier with bourbon as a stabilizer. a few more of these and i will be able to dash off a symphony before bed time.

      • J. C.

        I like Krombacher and Warsteiner…

        • canminuteman

          There are some good German beers but they basically have thousands of breweries making the same beer. They take it as a pint of pride that there is law governing the recipe for beer, when the result is that the breweries can’t show any creativity like they do on other places.

  • DMB

    Islam should be declared offensive.

    • Ego

      It already is offensive. What else can you call a ‘religion’ out to kill you?

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Would adding bacon bits to the beer make them happy? 😀

    • ntt1

      tried a bacon/maple beer last year it was disgusting.but you may have something there, feed to muzzies as bottled camel piss and hilarity will ensue.

  • dagawker

    islam sucks.

  • Billy Bob Thornton

    I am against beer and drugs because for one I have jaundice and drugs are what stupid people do. It should be based on choice I can fully agree with that. Those that do not wish to have beer on them can simply mention this. I do not see what the fuss is all about from all sides.

    • Billy Bob Thornton

      That said I can never have alcohol.