As Polls Tighten, Unease Grips Dowager Empress’s Chappaqua Throne Room

If you think things are bad on the Stupid Party side of this fall’s election, take a look at what’s happening across the aisle with the Evil Party. The waddling Dowager Empress of Chappaqua is unable to put away a doddering old “socialist” who’s never had a real job in his life, while the specter of Donald Trump creeps increasingly closer to Lady Macbeth’s falling poll numbers.

  • Poll numbers don’t include fake ballots. Just as Hillary sewed up the nomination prior to the first caucus, so has she plotted the election. Ammo up now.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      How many dice rolls did she win to get delegates?
      We could calculate the odds on that.
      One of my co-workers has seven daughters.
      The odds are 0.5 to the seventh power.
      Works out to about less than one percent.

      • I understand the odds as they apply to Hillary, but there are biological reasons why men to produce daughters vs. sons. It’s not random.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Actually, it’s even worse.
          There are more males born than females and it evens out over lifespan because males die sooner because of risk taking behaviour.

        • Norman_In_New_York

          The last president to father sons was Bush the Elder.

  • simus1

    Wait until she opens the the package deal bids submitted by chechen gangs for killing Trump and Bernie. The Empress will need fast medical attention and a week of bed rest.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Hillary’s troubles were entirely predictable on day one. The Democratic Party bosses were hellbent on inflicting her on us without the slightest inquiry into whether we actually desired her as president.

    • Just wait ’til you see the third party candidate they’re going to force on us.

  • The Butterfly

    The religious-like fervour for Bernie Sanders is an order of magnitude greater than that for Obama. His followers think he’s the Messiah.

    • Santa always wins. Insane Santa, in this case.

  • Petrilia

    Hillary said she wants Bill Clinton, if she is elected to run a jobs program in coal country and inner cities. She really did say it, in her own south Hillary twang. After she, Obama and Biden said they would ruin the coal industry. He and Chelsea get a few people, not even a hundred. Trump gets between 15,000 -35000 people at every rally. I know who I am betting on. The Clintons are old tired and Americans are tired of them. And they are angry. I am betting on a happy,upbeat guy with a lovely family ,who has a great sense of humour. What the Obamas did with other horrid inedible school lunches, thing of the past. President Trump will tell you the truth for a change and never tell you or the schools what you can eat. He will tell