As Polls Tighten, Unease Grips Dowager Empress’s Chappaqua Throne Room

If you think things are bad on the Stupid Party side of this fall’s election, take a look at what’s happening across the aisle with the Evil Party. The waddling Dowager Empress of Chappaqua is unable to put away a doddering old “socialist” who’s never had a real job in his life, while the specter of Donald Trump creeps increasingly closer to Lady Macbeth’s falling poll numbers.