Home Depot Vigilantes

Seems the driver of the white car tried to run-over the driver of the GREY HONDA as he tried to get away after stealing stuff from Home Depot.

  • huron

    I AM LOST WHAT ? sorry cap lock

    • BillyHW

      Lemme explain, he dindu nuffin.

  • I’ve never understood why criminals are the worst drivers in the world — it’s probably from watching too many Hollywood movies.

    If I decided to pursue the criminal lifestyle I think I would be the most successful criminal in history: After I robbed my local bank of a million dollars, I would quietly throw the money in the trunk and drive away slowly like I was taking my grandmother to the park for a picnic. Obey all stop signs, speed limits, signal properly etc., in order not to draw attention to myself.

    In a way we can thank Hollywood for so many criminals getting caught, because Hollywood teaches them how they should commit crimes: Jump into the getaway car, go tearing down the street at 100 miles an hour, run all the red lights and stop signs, smash, crash and flip the car, go flying off a bridge, run over pedestrians, etc. And you will be sure to get away with it. Not!

    • Brett_McS

      Your plan requires a significant amount of self-control, especially considering that you would be under the influence of Adrenalin and stress. I imagine that the typical criminal is not big on self-control, even in normal circumstances.

      Also, you have to make sure you have everyone’s attention by screeching the tires before making any forward progress.

      • Yeah, I guess “desperados” aren’t big in the “self-control” category.

        Thanks for talking me out of it — I could never resist the tire-screeching temptation. 😉

        • G

          You would love the Indian guy many years ago who robbed a CIBC in Lethbridge then calmly went across the street & sat down at one of the nicest restaurants in the city and calmly ate a trout dinner while he sat by the window and watched the police run around

          He was later ratted out by a suspicious cab driver when he tried to get a ride to another city.

  • simus1

    Steal from Home Depot?
    That’s crazy.
    You are only supposed to steal from the dumb people who hire you for the reno.

  • Heltau

    Some one should have went back into home depot and got some zip ties to help in keeping the stupid libturd from getting away.