Nation’s women fucking done with this shit

CANADA – Sources report that the nation’s women are so fucking done with all this goddamn bullshit. If you assault women, it’s your fault, and your problem. Fucking get it together or get the fuck out. We’re not doing this anymore.

“Yet again, a man was acquitted of crimes no sane human being thinks he didn’t commit,” said a spokesperson on behalf of all women in a press conference earlier today.

“You know what? We’re taking the rest of this shit-stain of a day off and having a long fucking bath, and when we come out, there better be a fuck ton of better legal mechanisms for addressing sexual assault waiting for us.

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