From our “Oh F&CK It’s A Canadian File”….

Make Dating Canadians Great Again!

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  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Well played Canada!
    You just invented “F&cks for Cucks, …with the help of the Canucks?”

    So what kind of dating service will there be for us Americans that are totally fine with the coming Trumpenreich but still wish to meet Canadian women the old fashioned way?
    When I say old fashioned, I mean caveman style.

    • Minicapt

      … “Facebook” …

      Cheers

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        That part’s a deal breaker.
        There is no way in hell I’m getting a Facebook account.

        • Minicapt

          https://myspace.com

          Cheers

          • Blacksmith

            You are kind of a smartass arent you? 😉

            Cheers

    • We’ll set up a site just for you!

    • Exile1981

      The local pub on hockey night

  • Minicapt

    “The service’s founder is Joe Goldman, a 25-year-old education research and budding entrepreneur based in Austin, Texas.”

    Cheers

  • Brett_McS

    About that fence …

  • Brenda

    I wish somebody would set up a dating sit for Islamophobes.

  • Exile1981

    “She must be willing to become a hockey fan and eat maple syrup and Beaver Tails in my igloo.”

    That’s a comment by one of the Canadian’s that signed up to meet a lefty American…. any one else think the Canadians that signed up are trolling them?

    • Ha!

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Trolling Americans is harder than it looks.
      Half of us don’t even realize that you are a different country.
      So you have that barrier of disbelief to breakdown first.

      • Exile1981

        What you mean Canada isn’t one of the 57 states Obama keeps talking about? – sarc

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          More like your entire nation perfectly occupies a blind spot.
          Here is the ultimate test that will work on 95%-98% of all Americans.
          If they get it wrong, they’re probably an American.
          If they get it right, you are having your leg pulled by a fellow Canadian.

          “What is the capitol of Canada?”
          You will get any answer other than Ottawa.
          Try it out.
          Now if you have an American that is exposed to too much Canadian “thought” they might know.
          I know the capitol of Canada, but only because I forced myself to look it up several months back.
          Most Americans will absolutely not know the answer to that question.
          Bonus points if they try to say something like Canada City.

          • Exile1981

            I’ve used that question and the usually answer I have gotten is Toronto…. which just thinks it’s the capital.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            You must have been talking to a geography major, that they even chose a city IN Canada.

          • Exile1981

            Nah, it was just after the bird flu outbreak in Toronto had been in the news for weeks.

          • Frances

            No, it think’s it’s the centre of the universe!!

          • El Martyachi

            Months.,. MONTHS?? you’ve been here for YEARS!!

            I guess should consider ourselves thankful that God didn’t choose to teach the Canadian geography lesson to you bastards…

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            It took that long for me to ask: just what the heck IS the Capitol of Canada?
            Yeah, mere months ago.
            Sorry!
            But hey, now I know.
            It’s Ottawa.

            My nemonic for remembering is that’s where Canada keeps its strategic supply of otters.
            So yeah, I just realized right now that your country’s animal is the beaver and not the otter.
            Oh shucks!

          • El Martyachi
          • Drunk_by_Noon

            That graphic really helps me a lot! 😉
            Very funny too!

          • El Martyachi

            I’m here to help.

    • Maybe not.

  • Alain

    Gee I do hope that site is inclusive. You know including queers, lesbos, trannies and those who believe they fish, fowl or animal.

  • It’s called immigration fraud.

    Besides, who would want to date or marry some useless metrosexual or whimpering, soppy broad?