Clemson U. refuses to identify banana bandits; talk of hate-crime hoax mounts

It’s east to find yourself a slippery slope when un-peeling the layers of a crime.

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  • Alain

    When officials claim there is such a thing as hate crime, you invite this. Learning that bananas are, like trees, connected to racism and discrimination, I’ll go eat a few bananas now since they will taste so much better.

    • tom_billesley

      Watermelons are also hate fruit.

      • Alain

        Another one of my favourites.