People of Eastern European ancestry will be asked to be drunk ALL THE TIME. Sobriety is a privilege of non-Eastern European people.

Obama signs ‘Anti Cultural Appropriation Act’

via TR

  • Ed

    I guess we’ll be seeing Michelle’s titties soon, as clothes are white people things…

  • It’ll be interesting to see Obama dressed in a loincloth and walking around barefoot during his next press conference.

  • The neat thing about Christian heaven is that it will be culturally and religiously sensitive: