Taliban suicide bomber suffers workplace accident, killing himself and eight other would-be martyrs

A Taliban suicide bomber accidentally killed himself and eight fellow militants after triggering his explosives vest by mistake.

The jihadist fighters had been ordered to carry out an attack in Kunduz city, Afghanistan, but all died before their got there.

However, one of the militants detonated his vest shortly after leaving a Taliban base in Dasht-e-Archi, triggering everyone elses explosives, the Afghan Interior Ministry said.

  • Maggat

    Gotta love that good old ‘on the job’ training.

  • Me Here

    “instant karma’s going to get you” or Gods sense of humour, isn’t it wonderful?

    • andycanuck

      That Allah is hilarious!

  • H

    Love the photo’s caption 🙂

  • I think a toast is in order…

    May everyone in the Taliban, ISIS, Hamas, Hezbollah, Al-Shabab, Boko Haram, al-Aqsa, Abu Sayyaf, Al-Nusra Front, Al-Qaeda and all other would-be martyrs and sympathizing assholes enjoy the same fate.

  • gxp01

    ROTFLMAO!!!! aloha snackbar bitch!

  • Shebel

    Never trust quality of that Chinese wiring.
    You could have just called Obama and got quality stuff
    For free.

  • ntt1

    I think we can write this off to overeager novices, they just can’t wait to get to the bullshit paradise their pederast prophet promised them.

    • andycanuck

      I don’t think workplace accidents count. I think you have to kill an infidel to get that extra booty.

  • andycanuck

    “Cut the red wire first” [cuts red wire; turns page] “after ensuring you have cut the green wire.”

  • simus1

    Bad short term memory function and low IQ are often indicative of excessive long term inbreeding. Were they all related?

  • mauser 98

    static electricity is not your friend

  • Blind Druid

    Two sharmutas in black body bags comparing photos of their kids — 1).”This is my little Achmed, he wants to be a martyr” 2). ‘Ohhh they blow up so fast, don’t they?”.

  • Alain

    More please!

  • Kathy Prendergast

    He made a lousy in-vest-ment.