It’s Official: Lena Dunham is Moving to Canada!


The actor, writer, [child sexual abuser] and creator of Girls has made it perfectly clear that she wants to see Hillary Clinton in the White House in 2017, but what if that doesn’t happen? Lena Dunham was honored Monday with a Matrix Award from New York Women in Communications for her success in Hollywood at such a young age, and the 2016 election inevitably came up while she was on stage at the Waldorf Astoria. If Donald Trump becomes president, Dunham plans to take some pretty drastic actions — going so far as moving to Canada.

Before Dunham and seven other incredible female leaders in the communications industry were honored with the prestigious award, emcee Andy Cohen asked them each three revealing questions about their lives, careers, and relationships. After asking Dunham what she would do if she woke up as a man (she responded, without pause, that she would kill herself) and the least fun thing about her boyfriend, Jack Antonoff, Cohen inquired what the celeb would do if she woke up to find Donald Trump was the president.

“I know everyone’s always idly threatening this, but I’d be 100 percent moving to Canada,” Dunham said enthusiastically. “I love Canada. I think that it’s a great place, and there’s an area in Vancouver that I find beautiful and appealing, and I can conduct business from there.”

  • Oh F%ck.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      This will drive home the need for Canada to controll her own borders!

      • tom_billesley

        Canada needs a fence.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Or two poles at the entrance with a sign that says: “you must be narrower than 32″ to ride Canada”

    • Blacksmith

      Sorry guys, but you can put her up with turdeau if you want.

    • Clink9

      See why I’m moving to the US if Trump wins.

  • moraywatson

    If we have to take Dunham, they have to take Trudeau in return. There is only so much narcissism this country can absorb at one time.

    • mauser 98

      both to Mexico
      Make Mexico Great Again

      • FactsWillOut

        Awesome comment.

        • mauser 98

          i try

  • Allan

    We don’t want her. Move to Saudi Arabia. Please.

    • andycanuck

      Funny how it’s never Mexico that they’ll move to isn’t it?

      • favill

        Or Cuba.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I would rather she set herself on fire like the monk in the picture to the right of this piece.

    • ntt1

      The carbon footprint would be crushing, all internal combustion on the planet would need to stop for a week just to off set it

  • truthdareisay

    “There’s an area in Vancouver” she thinks is great. Might she be speaking about the heroin addict’s corners? That would explain her stupidity.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      OMG, that would be hysterical if she moved to Vancouver and then immediately OD’d on China White.
      Trump would get blamed for it, but it would be totally worth it.

    • lolwut?

      Nah, she’s probably talking about the Commercial drive area.

      • ntt1

        plenty of fat dykes there, she will fit right in.

        • Kathy Prendergast

          Commercial Drive is only a few years away from full fleabag-ization.

    • JoKeR

      Here’s the picture of where she is talking about that she, “can conduct business from there”.

    • Exile1981

      Just look for an intersect with a timmy’s, mcdonalds, burger king and a&w on the 4 corners.

      • Clink9

        Quadruple Threat.

    • Kathy Prendergast

      Yes, she’d fit in very well with the drug-addled, antisocial, entitled, spectacularly and proudly dysfunctional denizens of Main and Hastings, or as locals call it, “Pain and Wastings”, and all their SJW enablers. But she’s probably referring to the upscale and trendy West End, not only the most expensive area of Vancouver but probably Canada and even North America, after Manhattan and San Francisco. People who live there are horrified at the very notion of living anywhere else in Vancouver and rarely set foot anywhere on the grubby east side of the city if they can possibly avoid it.

  • J. C.

    Vancouver, eh? Well, we don’t call it the ‘Left Coast’ for nuthin’… 😉

  • Ron MacDonald

    It’s time to stat a petition to keep her out of Canada.

  • John

    Yeah, Yeah. Remember when Adrienne Clarkson said she’d move from Toronto to Montréal if the Free Trade Deal passed?

    If Trump ends up Prez, Dunham will probably say she meant Vancouver Washington, or something

  • lolwut?

    I’ll punch her in the face for $200 😉

  • robins111

    Piss off lena you sickening perv we’re full up, no more room

  • andycanuck
    • Exile1981

      The smartest thing Trump could do would be to massivly stream line the process of giving up US citizenships.

      Dozens of idiots like her would do it out of spite and if the process was like 7 days rather than 2 years it would be over before then thought it through.

  • kkruger71

    ” After asking Dunham what she would do if she woke up as a man (she responded, without pause, that she would kill herself)”
    Please, oh please, oh please, can someone on her staff sneak a real looking strap-on on her while she’s passed out drunk?

  • favill

    Quick somebody put a tranquilized cougar under her bed. So when it wakes up it’ll be angry and hungry.

  • Pavelina

    What if Canada rejects her?

    • Observer

      Trudeau will give her a government appointment for women’s programmes of some sort.

    • Millie_Woods

      If we took back Karla Homolka, we’ll take anybody.

      • Canadian


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  • xavier

    Why not Toronto? She’doesn’t love Wynn and could even do a new TV show: Premier

  • Blind Druid

    I think you are all being very mean, and she’s a lovely lady. Now where is that nude photo? Oh – there it is – blooaaarggh! There goes my beer and sandwich — all over the poor cat.

  • Canadian

    Ok, Hollywood bums!
    Stay away from here. We don`t want you.
    We have all the freaks we need and more already.