ISIS Opens marriage counselling service… Gonna be tough on the wives, it’s hard to take notes with crayons

Things aren’t going well in the shrinking Caliphate carved out in Syria by ISIL, which is resorting to increasingly desperate measures to hold on to its territory in the face of airstrikes, cyber-attacks, and dissent within.

Indeed, morale is getting so low in ISIL’s Raqqa stronghold the terror group has reportedly been forced to open a marriage counselling office in a bid to convince radicalised brides they should stick around.

Gonna be tough on the wives, it’s hard to take notes with crayon

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    You know what the ISIS controlled territories need?
    A plague.

    • Nukes too.

    • Surele Surele

      A plague sounds good. Ten plagues sound ten times better. It was done before.

    • David Smith


  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    Well, with those masks these “women”, i.e. dehumanized human beings, they just might survive a gas or chemical attack due to the hideous masks and goggles they wear. *sigh*

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      …they really must be sweating buckets under those black rigs…is deodorant Halally?

  • Kathy Prendergast

    The “counseling service” probably involves cutting off ears and noses.

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      …how about their favorite, time-tested HCL or Aqua Regia facial skin exfoliation treatment for iSlamic beauty?

  • Dana Garcia

    Just think of all the money they save on sun block.

  • lolwut?

    “Our basic needs were met. Now we are back to ancient times,”

    I thought this is what they wanted right?