Melissa Click Rewrites History, Thinks She Was Fired Because ‘I’m a White Lady’

Melissa Click, the scowling face of campus repression and candidate for least self-aware person in academia, is attempting to rewrite history in her remarks to an all-too sympathetic reporter for The Chronicle of Higher Education.

Click’s confusion is such that she sees herself as a white savior of oppressed black students on campus while simultaneously believing that the university fired her because she was a white lady. She is also actively courting free-speech-martyr status, despite the fact that she repeatedly attempted to censor journalists and faculty members.

Click isn’t sorry: she’s sorry she got caught. 

  • infedel

    We are surrounded by idiots.

    • Surele Surele


  • Drunk_by_Noon

    She’s partially right.
    If she were black, she never would have been fired.

    She’s still evil, and should have been fired.

    • Surele Surele

      one correction, though… she’s no lady.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        She’s a female of her species, nothing more.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Soon to become a barista at Starbucks.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I’d actually go to a Starbucks just to heckle her.

      • Will Quest

        Serving , nonfat Espresso Frappuccino Caramel Machiato hold the whip & with extra cinnamon , with ATTITUDE .

  • Shebel

    She is not White.
    Not like ME.

  • Ed

    “…She has one idea. Under pressure from state legislators, she says, Missouri’s Board of Curators fired her to send a message that the university and the state wouldn’t tolerate black people standing up to white people.”

    She’s as nuts as she looks.

  • She’s no lady.

  • Dana Garcia

    She should claim Ginger-phobia. South Park made it mainstream.

  • Alain

    The competition for victim status is fierce and relentless. Attaining victim status removes that nasty thing of personal responsibility allowing one to blame others for one’s own mistakes, bad choices and just pure stupidity.

  • Kell

    Are y’all even sure that’s female? IF it is, the blacks can have it! damn!

  • Me Here

    She might appear to be white but she/it is definitely NOT a lady.

    • Clausewitz

      Well she is a part of a lady you don’t speak of in polite company. Silly Bunt.

  • simus1

    When she starts killing, there will be little opposition to accepting that she has a well founded insanity plea defense.

  • Frances

    White maybe, but no lady. She’s one supremely stupid bitch – apologies to canines of the female category.

  • Editor

    She is the epitome of the SJW ideology and has been feeding her students lies and bullshit without opposition for so long, she’s convinced normal people will buy her crap. She’s gone from disputing the reporter’s credentials to “He might have had a gun” to “a bad action for a good reason” to now pulling the race/gender card. Enough Melissa, nobody’s buying it. Go home.

  • Canadian

    White, yes. A lady, I don`t think so!

    • Canadian

      Ok! Everyone beat me to it…

  • Kathy Prendergast

    She’s a disgrace to all redheaded chicks with glasses.

    • Blacksmith

      She is the definition of fugly, both inside and out.