OPP called to break up ‘domestic dispute’ between man and pet parrot

drunk parrot“They heard him yelling and saying, ‘I hope you die,” and so on and so forth,” Bates said. “So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was ‘beaking off’ at him, in his words.”

The man had been drinking…

h/t Waffle

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  • Clink9

    Parrot: rotten, nasty bird that will outlive you.

  • vimy

    Gotta get angry when the parrot wins the argument

  • Hard Little Machine

    Fucking Awesome.