Just say no…

Naked man on drugs ATE MY MAIL!

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    That was very good.
    Now, for our esteemed resident panel of non traditional pharmacology majors, just what kind of drug was he on?
    I’m at a loss.

    Another pro tip:
    Any drugs that cause you to get publicly naked and then have law enforcement “contact” is maybe not the right kind of recreational stimulant.

    • God’s Honor

      Starbucks coffee.

      • Maurice Miner

        Well, on second thoughts…

    • Maurice Miner

      DbN, I’d be looking at Flakka.

      The sitting on the ground, the insane verbalisation. The need to sexualise any event. Flakka is IMO the prime motivator here.

      There are now quite a few YouTube videos of this unfolding disaster.

      All I can say (channelling Douglas Adams) is that they are “mostly” harmless.

    • Clink9

      Bath salts?

  • Shebel

    Cops are way too nice. They should have taught him a lesson.

    • tom_billesley

      Pepper spray on the end of his dick might do the trick.

  • Shebel

    I am not really up on my drugs because even Mary Jane made me paranoid.
    I was out of my safe space and could be triggered at any moment.
    That was when a cop banged my head against a concrete wall.
    I never forgot that.
    I think they should have beat the shit out of that guy.
    He would learn.

  • Brett_McS

    I’ve heard that “Better call Saul”, the prequel to Breaking Bad, is pretty good; some even say it’s even better than Breaking Bad. Anyone seen it?

    • I have watched a couple of episodes, I did enjoy it.

    • Blind Druid

      That stone cold assassin Mike makes the show. The Mexican Drug Cartel threaten his little grand daughter. I can’t wait to see what happens. Retribution will be swift and brutal. Enjoying the series immensely.

  • tom_billesley

    Eating mail?
    He must have heard about LSD being smuggled on the back of postage stamps.

  • WhiteRabbit3

    Obviously high as a kite, given that 911 is indeed prime.

  • Uh…..wow.

  • correcht

    Biological waste

  • Gary

    Was there no PRIDE parade that day because the Cop would protect his Rights to march naked while children are around .