The U.S. paid for NATO: $30 trillion and counting

“…The best Canada could do to assist in a serious conflict between NATO and a major power would be to build giant catapults and launch our burning used submarines from the UK and some decrepit Sea King helicopters at the opponent. We all know the Sea Kings couldn’t fly themselves to the front lines — they would undoubtedly crash along the way — and the submarines couldn’t get there on their own, either, without self-igniting, melting, and then sinking. So we’d need to ask for help getting our junk to the theatre before launching it with the hopes that the mass of the metal falling from the sky will crush a nearby Russian tank or two.”