The man who says he’s on America’s kill list and can’t get off it

A Pakistani tribal elder who has survived four drone strikes and claims he is on America’s notoriously secretive “kill list” has asked the US to stop trying to assassinate him.

Malik Jalal claims to have been targeted by the US Government on numerous occasions over the past six years because they believe he is linked to the Taliban.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Most people that are REALLY on secret CIA “kill lists” don’t usually do media blitzes of The UK, or we would cause them to be arrested and extradited, or we would just kill them as they were waiting to get on that plane in Pakistan.
    Drone killings in Pakistan are kind of old hat for us by this time.
    The only place that might be easier is Yemin, which I understand is now one big life fire exercise for our dauntless and intrepid drone “pilots”.

  • Clausewitz

    If special forces, the CIA, or top ranking military personnel wanted you dead buddy, you’d be dead already.

  • G

    So? Put a gun to your head asshole & pull the trigger, BOOM! You’re off the list! Easy!

  • John

    If there was such a thing as a ‘notorious secretive kill list’ this asshole would be the last to know about it.

    Although in fairness, the guy could be on a ‘full of shit list’.