Chilling evidence emerges of Kilocat weapon

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Earlier this week, we received a dossier from an anonymous source who claims that the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), the US Air Force, Lockheed Martin and the black ops division of Wal-Mart have established a secret testing facility somewhere in Nevada, where they’re engaged in experimental zoological weapons testing.

Our source provided photographic proof of the process which has, over the last two years, led to the development of a fully-functioning Kilocat prototype. Here, then, is the chilling proof of America’s feline WMD capability…

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