How to Deport 11 Million Illegals…and Make Mexico Pay for It


Here’s the story, boys.  The bad news is, you’re fired.  The good news is, you’ve got — all you’ve got just three months to regain your jobs, start­ing with tonight.  You are now all being reassigned to the Depor­ta­tion Force.  The system will be merit only, and it will be based on bounties.  For every illegal you and your employ­ees round up and get deported, you get a bounty.  First prize is, you keep your job as depart­ment head.  Second prize is a set of steak knives.  Third prize is you’re fired.  The top five hundred bounty collec­tors under you will keep their jobs as well and will be re-tasked as Agency Reduc­tion Czar Sarah Palin sees fit.  Here are your tasers and badges, and as of now, we are keeping score.”