Merkel’s Islamic State: German comedian Jan Böhmermann faces prison for “smear poem’ about Turkish President Erdogan

German authorities are investigating comedian Jan Boehmermann for reciting a satire spoofing Turkey’s President Erdogan. They say they are offended by the comedian’s remarks. This once-democratic government is now enforcing the sharia and serving a vicious jihad dictator who has all but destroyed the modern advances Turkey made in the 20th century under Ataturk’s secularism.

  • I bet Justin is envious.

    • WalterBannon

      live by the sword, die by the sword.

      Jail Justin for his remarks that offend us.

  • simus1

    Merkel really needs to up her game play to the next level by converting to islam before Shiny Pony beats her to it.

  • eMan14

    Talk about playing to a tough audience. Now you gotta look out for the thought police.

  • This is insane. It’s a civil issue — if dictator Ergodan wants to take the comedian to civil court in Germany and sue for slander then fine and dandy (although he won’t win — comedy, sarcasm, metaphor, etc. are legal). The German government and Police are in fact breaking the law (and probably something Constitutional) by meddling in this — Government has no business in a civil matter.

    I can’t state authoritatively that Ergodan does in fact fuck goats. But I can state that he is a thief — and no I’m not joking. And the dictator still can’t sue for slander because it’s true. Ergodan and Merkel should have both been required to take a mandatory course in civics before they got into politics.

    • John

      Yes, Exactly. Have you taken a gander at Ergodan’s new palace? To judge by the size of it he seems to think he’s a Sultan.

  • WalterBannon

    “They say they are offended by the comedian’s remarks.”

    Well I am offended by Justin Trudeau’s remarks, so how about someone arrest him.