Continental Breakfast

lox and cream cheese breakfast

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  • tom_billesley

    But where would Hillary Clinton send cops to train them to be less racist?
    Cologne or Rotherham?

    • Pakistan!

      • Xavier

        Hillary’s police force will be trained in Germany. It’s along the lines of, “The chocolate ration has increased from 10 grams to 5 grams.”

  • Dave

    Continental Breakfast? Looks like bunny turds on toast. Maybe my eyes aren’t working yet.

    • Xavier

      That’s Culturally Insensitive, Dave. 😉

    • Millie_Woods

      The last two continental breakfasts didn’t look that appetizing.

      • We had a request from Jewish readers for a special breakfast plate; due to some technical difficulties the picture above didn’t run yesterday as intended. If you have any suggestions or requests feel free to let us know.

        • Clink9

          How about some Kaboom?

          • Exile1981

            umm…. no…. i tead the article on that cereal

          • Clink9

            Ace could be funny before tiring of never going to parties with the cool kids and had a Little Green Meltdown.

          • I enjoy his rants – particularly the mass banhammerings.

          • Clink9

            It can be funny but there’s a ( and I don’t mean it in a horrible way ) bit of a chick like quality to the guy.

            Where I come from we would rip on each other like buzzsaws.

            And if someone wasn’t crying, sucking their thumb, and curled up in the corner before lunchtime, you weren’t doing your job.

          • Ace has the rights to Kaboom and Valu-rite vodka.
            The two essential ingredients to breakfast.

          • Clink9

            I thought I’d like some lox with my Kaboom.

        • Exile1981

          How about this?

        • Exile1981

          Or this one is a real man’s breakfast

        • Exile1981

          Or how DBN sees breakfast

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            In the summer of 1996, while outside the U.S. I was frequently served fried eggs, fried potatoes, fried hot dogs, instant coffee and a Tuborg Beer for breakfast.
            Obviously, I was not the one choosing my menu.

        • Exile1981

          I also have a picture of a young lady having breakfast but I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t post that one 😉

          • If it’s the waffles in the tub picture, it’s on the schedule. 😉

        • Millie_Woods
  • Brenda

    A couple of days ago I wrote to the Independent Press Standards Organization (IPSO) to report the tendentious change of headline in the Daily Mail, from “Grinning right wing driver mows down Muslim woman in Molenbeek’ to ‘grinning driver mows down woman’ as soon as it was discovered the driver was a Muslim.

    Today I received the following reply:

    I write further to our earlier email.

    Before we decided how best to proceed, I would be grateful if you could confirm how you know that the driver of the car was not a “right-wing activist.”

    I look forward to hearing from you further, preferably within the next seven days.

  • Millie_Woods

    Re. Sweden. What’s the point in tightening your borders if you’re committing to taking in an additional 190,000 welfare jihadis…er.. I mean refugees? (BTW, that’s the equivalent of Canada taking in 500,000 plus).

  • luna

    Hidden Volcanoes Melt Antarctic Glaciers from Below

    by Stephanie Pappas, Live Science Contributor

    Date: 09 June 2014 Time: 03:01 PM ET

    • Clink9

      But … but … what about Algores polar bears?

      I’m pretty sure my minivan and careless attitude caused those glaciers to melt.

  • David Smith

    fill yer boots

    • My mighty heart is breaking…

    • glasnost

      You can determine how long an African country has had “independence” from its previous European master by noting how far the infrastructure has run-down.

  • According to someone in the know, Seoul would be shelled, not nuked.

    But anything goes with Kim Crazy.

  • Maggat

    I’m going to put all of my money into shoe polish shares. Preferably brown or black.

  • luna