Looking to flee to Canada come November? Call Jay

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It is too early to tell if there will actually be a wave (or even a trickle) of Americans immigrating to Canada if Donald Trump is elected the president of the United States this November. However, based on a spike of more than 350% in Google searches of “how to move to Canada” after Trump won primaries in seven states on Super Tuesday, it would seem that at least some Americans are looking into their options.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Canada, if you don’t secure your southern borders, you are going to be ankle deep in weirdos come November.

    • Maurice Miner

      Why November? Isn’t already the case?

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        “I don’t think you appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things…Maurice, It’s all psychological.
        You yell ‘Ted Cruz,’ everybody says ‘Huh? What?’
        You yell ‘Trump,’ and we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Eighth of November.”

        H/T to “K” for the inspiration.

        • Maurice Miner

          Too true, too true, but from what I have observed in the past, the visceral hatred and threats of moving out as expounded before an election, are never met by boots on the ground numbers AFTER said election. Liberals are all about feelings, not actions, after all.

          And RE: Canada, aren’t you already ankle-deep in weirdoes already – after all, how do you explain your Prime Minister?

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Worse, how do we explain Obama?

          • Maurice Miner

            Basically impossible. It can only be explained by the precept that “Democracy” has forestalled the social contract of the Republic.

            Once you have a majority voting for “Gibbsmedat!”, your country is fucked.

    • mauser 98

      America , secure your northern border.
      … for Preening Jackass Jerk to import 45,000 ISIS soldiers

      where do they really want to be?

      • Raymond Hietapakka

        Bono… that dick once bought an airline seat just for his favorite hat that he left behind in NYC by mistake one day….a real Green Warrior.

        • mauser 98

          !? ..yikes.. could not FedEx it?

  • lolwut?

    Happens every election.

  • Justin St.Denis

    As a dual citizen, I can move quite freely between the two. Oddly, my wife is looking into high-end rental properties in Panama. A few months annually in Panama sounds rather nice right about now……………

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      …enjoy living in prison cell-conditions, just to stay safe there at night? No thanks…

      • Clink9

        I’ll be next door to President Trump’s property in Mar-a-Lago.

        • Raymond Hietapakka

          …sounds like a nice juicy target, like I said, enjoy living in a self-made prison, surrounded by Panamanians who will be nice to you only because of your money…I say, go for it..oh ya…make sure you pack a Glock with some extra fun-sticks and stay indoors at night.

    • k1962

      I hear Panama is one dangerous place. Pay the big bucks and rent in Maui.

  • V10_Rob

    “If that racist Trump wins, I’m moving to a country with a higher percentage of whites”, say the liberals.

    Note that none of them threaten to move to Mexico, or to Africa, or to muslim nations.

    • G

      Higher percentage of *WHITES*?
      Since when?
      You haven’t been to Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver or Calgary have you.

      • Clausewitz

        You need to get out of the Canadian urban jungle that the Liberals are trying to manipulate, and see the real Canada. Now that’s my kind of Diversity.

  • Denis

    if any of you brain dead leftards come to my Canada please stay in Toronto or Vancouver. We don’t want your stupidity in the prairies. We are hard working, Christian patriotic Canadians and you would feel very unwelcome.

  • barryjr

    More votes for the Liberals.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    As for me here in New York, I say to these losers, “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”

    • Clausewitz

      Why would we want a bunch of cowardly assholes who cut and run the minute they don’t get their way? We already have Liberals and Dippers, we don’t need any more.

  • k1962

    We don’t need anymore progressives here.

  • john s

    Hey maybe they can sneak in and work on our cranberry fields for 2 bucks an hour.

  • Jay Currie

    Well, they can call this Jay and be told “Yankee stay home!”

    The last thing we need are loony Bernie supporters discovering that in Canada Bernie is just a little left of middle of the road. Once they hear that they’ll be like bedbugs we can never get rid of.

    Thanks Americans for draft dodgers and St. Elizabeth May.

    Stay home.

  • moraywatson

    We don’t need more socialist sympathizers, thank you very much. Try moving to Dearbornistan, or Minnesotastan instead.

  • Minicapt

    Originally from 2004, I think …