Germany plans new law to require migrants to integrate and learn German – or get deported

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Migrants in Germany will be required by law to integrate and learn the country’s mother tongue or face getting deported, according to planned legislation.

I’ll take Sharia & Civil War for $500, Alex.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    You know when this would have been a great idea?


    • john700

      About 80 years ago, a guy in Germany had an idea that would be great right now, if applied to the right people.

    • WalterBannon

      I think a better idea would be to ban all muslims and expel them

  • Dana Garcia

    Right, I’m sure allah-bots learning to read Goethe and Schiller will fix them right up.

    • Kathy Prendergast

      Many of them are barely literate in their own language, so good luck getting them to read German. They won’t even learn to speak it because the motivation is not there. I have issues enough with teaching English to spoiled-rich-brat Chinese students who have never read a book in any language in their entire lives; language classes are a joke to some of them, just a means of retaining their student visa status so they can continue to live abroad at their parents’ expense while doing nothing but play computer games, shop, eat, and socialize only with other Chinese. But at least they are not leeching off Canadian taxpayers. In Europe, there aren’t going to be enough teachers able or willing to teach these ungrateful hoards of parasites.

    • Brian Jones

      I think the real value would be in the “or else face deportation” part. Whether they’d actually stand up to Brussels and do it is another matter.

      And this wouldn’t have come up were it not for all the jihad. After all, my Polish grandma has been in Winnipeg since the end of WW2, she’s now thoroughly bilingual in Polish and Ukrainian, but since she and her fellow babushkas don’t cause any trouble, her unwillingness to speak English only inconveniences my aunts who have to act as translators. No one else cares.

      I figure the Germans don’t yet have the courage to deport the muzzies, so they’re looking for other pretexts to try to slap a band-aid on the problem.

      • Brian Jones

        Alternative theory: they just want the jihadis to be able to issue justifying statements in the local language, just like the Somalis who butchered Lee Rigby.

  • Waffle

    Sorry, Elvis has left the building, 😉

  • Shebel

    My dawg just learned to run on his hind legs.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      That then makes him HUMAN!
      …and so that makes you a SLAVE MASTER!
      Report to prison you human rights abuser!

      • Shebel

        He only runs on his hind legs when he is chasing or attacking me.
        It is my fault.
        I should stop antagonizing him.
        I should learn to submit.

  • Too late.

    • infedel

      That is the left mo…never say it is too late or we cannot deport them all or, or, or…because we can do it and will…no more forced tolerance

  • Ed

    An increasingly nervous “elite” governmentocracy tries to throw the dog a bone…

    • WalterBannon

      which they have no intention of acting on

    • V10_Rob

      …But not before scrapping off all the meat and sucking out the marrow.

  • bob e

    everyone blasts how “genocidal” the serbs were .. just wait.
    mechanized murder awaits jihadis of all forms. no one
    is going to believe the ferocity with which this thing will
    proceed to .. no one

    • J. C.

      The Germans are brilliantly inventive and efficient whenever fully dedicated to a specific task… I look forward to their results. 😉

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        They just need a modern day Desert Fox.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        The Germans seem to be great at starting the fires that Western Civ then has to stomp out.

        • J. C.

          Also true…

  • Behead those who refuse to assimilate

  • Brett_McS

    It’s the standard bureaucratic run-around:

    • Alain

      True, but Trudeau would find even that unacceptable. Where does that leave us?

  • Gary

    Also add a clause with a limit on Welfare to not make it a funder of jihad over 3 generations. This is all their fault and the muslims that stayed quiet will rue that day . We know that muslim are sheltering the jihadists and knwo they walk among them in their gehtto .

  • Shebel

    If the Jews were to forgive and work with the Germans ,in harmony—
    Is this even possible ?
    Because if it was— Good things would transpire.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I’d like to buy the world a Coke…

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Think so?
      I don’t think so.

  • Shebel

    A common Enemy is the best force for Unification.
    This is a crazy question—but—
    Is there one irritant , forever belligerent , demanding, whining ,non-contributing bunch of useless ,lazy, criminal individuals that use their ‘Religion’ as an Excuse for this lack of Cultural performance——-
    –then like minded folk should be concerned.

  • Shebel

    Not to be mean–but–
    I hope the MUSLIMS kill you before they KILL me.

  • Shebel

    What is the most acceptable way for a MUSLIM to kill me?

    I think a dull knife, going see-saw against my throat, would make their Prophet the most joyful.
    He is the most Peaceful— doncha know–

  • Shebel

    I don’t really want to get Killed by the demented Fucker or any of his Virgin aspirators –
    but it sure does look like we welcome the out come.

  • Shebel

    Sorry—- Will someone please post something.
    I feel rather exposed.

  • HalcyonDaze

    This will be good since the Islamists are planning a very similar law, only theirs requires that all Germans integrate into 12th century society, learn to speak Arabic and convert to Islam or die. So, I guess we’l just have to wait and see who’s plans pan out first and for the record my money isn’t on Angela or her toadies.

  • Kathy Prendergast

    Pigs will sprout little wings and fly to the moon before that happens. Actually, come to think of it, flying pigs would be a far more effective Muslim repellent than threats of German lessons.

  • DonaldDouglas

    I got you linked up, Blazing!