Death Ray To Be Shut Down For Not Outputting Enough Energy

It turns out the atomic powered bird-slaughtering death ray just doesn’t output enough energy, and my be shut down.


  • Martin B

    Those birds deserved to die for standing in the way of Progress and Environmental Justice!

    • Damn right.

    • Brett_McS

      They should have combined it with a KFC outlet.

  • huron

    what time is it?

  • Minicapt

    The power plant is located in Ivanpah; Donald Trump’s first wife was Ivana … connect the dots.


  • simus1

    Envirowackos, rent seekers, and corrupt politicians are a potent combination when it comes to “investing in the advanced emission free power generation systems of the future”.