Colorado School District to Begin Distribution of Satanic Materials to Children


After coming under fire from atheist groups for the distribution of free Bibles, the Delta County School District (DCSD) has approved the circulation of atheistic, secular and Satanic literature to middle and high school students.

  • Well that’s very diverse of them.

  • Reader

    The Hell you say!

  • H

    At least they’re not handing out korans.

    • Yo Mama

      That we know of.

    • Blacksmith

      Already done….

  • Ron MacDonald

    Cats don’t celebrate Easter…

    • canminuteman

      This is why there are dogs, but no cats in heaven. I’m good with that.

  • Dana Garcia

    Why bother with Satanism when Islam gets less guff? Go straight for the true evil.

  • mauser 98

    Denver Airport also

    • JoKeR

      That was just a tribute to Michelle Obama.

  • Evil.

  • Where is the ACLU?