Cat burglar ‘unashamedly’ stealing underwear

A New Zealand cat owner is mortified over her pet’s new, thieving hobby.

New Zealand Cat Burgler

  • Spatchcocked

    Uh…..can she…..I mean the cat….it looks like a female…..uhhhhhh…can she have kittens and will they be put up for adoption…..if it’s a male could I get first pick of the litter?
    I’m very interested in puss’ proclivities…..strictly for research of course….I find it uhhhhh fascinating.

    • Kathy Prendergast

      You could probably train a dog to steal underwear for you, but I’m not sure about a cat. What cats steal they don’t generally like to part with.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Could that cat be trained to steal underwear based on size, color, and comfort?

  • Dana Garcia

    Any colorful Bjorn-wear?

  • I’m not a bit surprised.

  • tom_billesley

    It’ll teach them to keep their drawers in a drawer.

  • Spatchcocked

    Any woman hangs her unmentionables on a clothesline out in public is a whore in my opinion….she’s beggin fer it…..why, in my day she woulda bin horsewhipped at the public water trough……hussy…. Jezebel…..strumpet……trollop!

  • Richard K

    The cat is still working on Phase 2 of the plan:

  • A shameless thief!

  • Spatchcocked

    Hmmmmmmm….I noticed most of the skivvies are men style…..that obviously means the cat is
    1 if male a homo
    2 if female she’s got her head screwed on right…kinda

    Unless them undies are off some dykes clothesline……then that means the cat…..

    Oh hell I dunno.

    • Kathy Prendergast

      The cat is female. It’s a mystery why she seems to prefer men’s undies. Presumably if she steals them off the clothesline they would be clean so it can’t be about scent, although a cat’s sense of smell IS many times stronger than ours. Women’s underwear (even the most utilitarian sort) gets stolen from clotheslines all the time in Japan, and not by cats; it happened to me a few times when I lived there. Just one of the things you have to put up with in that kooky place.