Cern laboratory made famous for work on Large Hadron Collider embroiled in homophobia row


Its reputation as a co-operative community of scientists from all over the world has been dealt a blow after allegations emerged that a spate of homophobic incidents had taken place at the laboratory.

  • Don’t tell me.. they won’t search for the Gay Particle!

    • Millie_Woods

      Reminds me of that old joke about how to make a hormone.

      • Shebel

        Hit me hard and hit me heavy.

      • Norman_In_New_York

        Don’t pay her.

    • BillyHW

      I can’t believe CERN has a diversity office. What a bunch of useless parasites.

    • Did someone drop a bar of soap in the collider?

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Does anybody else think that homosexuuals are WILDLY over-represented in all media fields, and furthermore that they are practicing sexual nepotism to swell their ranks even further, as well as to shield themselves from all criticism with phony hate crime charges and cries of victimhood?
    I think they are.
    These are psychology damaged individuals that never stopped acting out.

    • DD_Austin

      Yup, they’re stocking the zoo, the merit system is long gone.

      and so is they’re chance of discovering anything new, Higgs bosun was’nt
      discovered by these clowns, it was thought of back in 1964

      Still waiting for the cure for cancer, since 1964 for the same reason

  • Martin B

    “Schwein” graffiti? Old Testament biblical quotations? Prominently displayed LGBT Club posters defaced & torn down for years on end now with the perpetrators mysteriously never once caught in the act or on camera? I smell a hoax by the Queermacht.

    • Dammit Martin you beat me by 5 seconds.

    • BillyHW

      Sounds like fake hate to me.

  • Shebel

    I get tired of hearing about gay people and I don/t really like faggots.

    What ? Now we are supposed to think that getting reamed up the ass makes you more intelligent ?

    • Maggat

      Wow, our little great minds think alike.

      • Shebel

        I hope not. hahaha

    • BillyHW

      I don’t really like faggots either.

  • Shebel

    I really don’t see much difference between a faggot and a Muslim .,

    They both use the same marketing program to inform normal people to your Plight.

    You are Homophobic !
    You are Islamophobic!

    Poor Babies.

  • Shebel

    Sometimes , We can tired of your constant Victimhood
    According to Muslims they love to screw boys up the rectum–
    Why don’t homos get together with the Muslims.
    And just admit that y’all love each other.

    • felis gracilis

      A woman for duty / a boy for pleasure/ but a melon for ecstasy. Old Turkish proverb:

      • Alain

        For the Arabs the melon is a camel.

        • felis gracilis

          Sad but true. You would think after four centuries or more of taking it from the Turks they would have learned to like melons. But no, as soon as they are liberated after ww1 they go right back to camels.

  • BillyHW

    Once again homosexuals have to make absolutely everything about them and their perverse sexual desires.

  • Minicapt

    Perhaps they should ‘work’ harder.


  • UCSPanther

    Homophobia and the Large Hadron Collider: Two subjects that I never expected to be in the same headline…

  • mauser 98

    gays? rather the sheepshaggers that might be there
    hope for better security than at their borders or we go boom

  • Hard Little Machine

    It will be funny if it turns out to stem from Arab Muslim scientists. The ‘problem’ will vanish instantly and all the LGBTQ staffers will be told to shut the fuck up.