“We didn’t stand there and measure it, but it was a big tree”

Cops Catch Female Drunk Driver With Tree Stuck On Front Of Car

Roselle, IL – The Roselle police report may not have captured all the color of the incident. It did, however, get to the heart of it.

“Stopped for driving with a large tree embedded in the front grille,” the report reads.

The tree was estimated to be about 15 feet tall.

  • Raymond Cameron

    “The tree jumped on my car and I did my best trying to get rid of it.”

  • Bataviawillem

    Isn’t that one of those green cars.

  • Denis

    bio fuel!!!

  • Denis

    I wonder if anyone filed a “missing tree” report?

    • Brett_McS

      Trivia question: Who said “Make like a tree and get out of here.”?

  • Brett_McS

    I am no tree, I am an Ent!

  • Brett_McS

    “Make like a tree and get out of here!”

  • marty_p
  • BillyHW

    Women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.

    • tom_billesley

      Today is International Women’s Day, Billy.

      • BillyHW

        Oh, so that’s why I’m seeing so many pictures of Caitlyn Jenner plastered all over the internets today.

  • moraywatson

    A rake with power steering. How useful.

  • Gary

    Another senseless suicide that’s related to Global Warmer where the tree read that Justin wants to cut down the co2 that keeps the tree alive.

    My guess is that having the tree in the grill isn’t illegal , you just need a Parade Permit .

  • tom_billesley

    So useful when encountering speed traps.

  • Chatillon

    Just another old Bush bumper sticker.

  • richfisher

    “Am I tree to go?”
    “Am I being delimbed?”