Campaign Tips, from Justin Trudeau to Bernie Sanders

Dear Bernie,

Because I, more than anyone, understand the constant stress that comes with a modern political campaign, I wanted to reach out with some helpful tips. First, and this might be most important, to emerge as your party’s leader and then to defeat the Republicans, you’ll have to listen to the people. Not a revelatory concept, I know, but you’d be amazed at how few politicians actually do it. I’ve learned that just listening can make all the difference.

  • Ann

    It was a good send up of both Trudeau + Canadian media. What’s even funnier is that Bernie is just a real old Justin + Justin is a young Bernie. No doubt the Liberal catteratti are hissing at the New Yorker, but, they must know that the two of them have more in common than they are willing to admit.

    • It was good, and pointed, the MSM is making an ass of itself up here.

  • WhiteRabbit3

    The curse of devastatingly good looks.
    I am all too aware of the burden this imposes.

  • ontario john

    Please remember that the media is instructing us all to watch his holiness Justin Trudeau on 60 Minutes tonight, so everyone in North America can benefit from his wisdom on how to live our lives. Transcripts will be sent to every household for study.

    • Clausewitz

      At taxpayers expense of course.

  • Waffle

    My advice to Bernie, the old commie, is to convince Haagen Dazs to restore the original recipe for Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia. That could substantially improve his vote tally.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    I can never contemplate Justanairhead as pm without throwing up a bit in my mouth. 🙁

    • disqusW6sf

      Oh dear.

  • DMB

    CBS 60 Minutes broadcast featuring Justin Trudeau included a biography of Justin which included a picture of his late father Pierre Trudeau and “Maggie Trudeau”.

    • andycanuck

      The MSM. Our moral and intellectual superiors in action.

    • mauser 98

      to bad they did not post this one

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Oh how I despised Justanairhead’s old man. A lying asshole of the highest magnitude.

  • Alain

    Considering that it was Obama’s backers and handlers who gave us short-pants Trudeau, he is no position to offer campaign tips to any American.

  • Canadian

    Bernie will never have “the hair”.
    And this is what got the idiot elected PM of Canada.