Blazing Cat Fur
Premier Kathleen Wynne gets an eyeful as a science experiment produces interesting results
What is that thing?
That’s Kathleen Wynne, our Premier.
My God! I thought she was one of the losing science experiments in lesbian reanimation!
She looks like such a f*cking dork.
Is any female less cool than Kathleen Wynn?
Is it even possible?
Not thought scientifically possible. At least in this dimension.
Raven Simone, Rosie O’Donnell, Sarah Silverman, Russell Brand…
Now. Go wash your mouth out with soap.
How could you forget to name Chris “Tingles” Mathews?
One is a phallic-looking object that contravenes many moral codes, and the other’s a science project.
I’d like to think the pink one is a one finger salute.
It’s a new design for traffic cones.
Surely some sensitive souls are diving for the safe-room and filing a hate-crime on their smartphones as we speak?
I hope so. Clearly Wynne has offended something.
I hope someone thought to check Wynne’s shopping bag for that before she left the building…
The laws of the universe.
So, free tuition for low income students…funny how there are so many low income students in Ontario, right now, isn’t it?
A real coincidence.
Fun times in the Wynne household tonight.
Not for scissor sisters.
Wynne must have shit her knickers when that big neon pink phallus popped up and with that cyclopean eye winked at her.
It’s a 3D printed copy of the 100:1 scale model for the proposed baloneyium vaporizers that are slated to be erected throughout all ridings which keep refusing to elect liberal party members to office.
“I’ll take that to go. JANE!”
She’s never seen or felt a real penis other than what she saw in the PRIDE parade or in Ben Levin’s kiddie porn collection .
Her husband had to spank the monkey and then use the Turkey baster to get her pregnant so that the children are relatedto them , as oppose to Lesbians that use a gay friend to do it into a baster and raise the child with a father .