Premier Kathleen Wynne gets an eyeful as a science experiment produces interesting results

Kathleen Wynne

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    What is that thing?

    • That’s Kathleen Wynne, our Premier.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        My God! I thought she was one of the losing science experiments in lesbian reanimation!
        She looks like such a f*cking dork.
        Is any female less cool than Kathleen Wynn?
        Is it even possible?

        • Not thought scientifically possible. At least in this dimension.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Raven Simone, Rosie O’Donnell, Sarah Silverman, Russell Brand…

          • Mal

            Now. Go wash your mouth out with soap.

          • Justin St.Denis

            How could you forget to name Chris “Tingles” Mathews?

      • Miss Trixie


    • Mal

      One is a phallic-looking object that contravenes many moral codes, and the other’s a science project.

    • eMan14

      I’d like to think the pink one is a one finger salute.

    • tom_billesley

      It’s a new design for traffic cones.

  • Mal

    Surely some sensitive souls are diving for the safe-room and filing a hate-crime on their smartphones as we speak?

    • I hope so. Clearly Wynne has offended something.

      • Mal

        I hope someone thought to check Wynne’s shopping bag for that before she left the building…

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        The laws of the universe.

  • Cat-astrophe

    So, free tuition for low income students…funny how there are so many low income students in Ontario, right now, isn’t it?

  • ontario john

    Fun times in the Wynne household tonight.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Not for scissor sisters.

  • Spatchcocked

    Wynne must have shit her knickers when that big neon pink phallus popped up and with that cyclopean eye winked at her.

  • simus1

    It’s a 3D printed copy of the 100:1 scale model for the proposed baloneyium vaporizers that are slated to be erected throughout all ridings which keep refusing to elect liberal party members to office.

  • Miss Trixie

    “I’ll take that to go. JANE!”

  • Gary

    She’s never seen or felt a real penis other than what she saw in the PRIDE parade or in Ben Levin’s kiddie porn collection .
    Her husband had to spank the monkey and then use the Turkey baster to get her pregnant so that the children are relatedto them , as oppose to Lesbians that use a gay friend to do it into a baster and raise the child with a father .