Boston Police Commissioner William Evans: “We’re All Muslims Deep Down”

He told the assembled crowd that “We’re all Muslims deep down. We all yearn for peace.” That astounding remark can be read in either of two ways: “it is because we’re all Muslims deep down that we all yearn for peace,” or, in the other conceivable reading, “it is because we all yearn for peace that we’re all Muslims deep down.”

  • Yo Mama

    Do that mean he will respect my culture if I decide to behead someone for “blasphemy”?

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …stupid cop even looks like a weiner…

  • Hard Little Machine

    I’m not a child molesting head chopping psychotic cannibal rapist. I don’t know about you, chief.

    • They are pure evil – who would want to even resemble them?

      • Raymond Hietapakka

        Cops aren’t noted for being deep-thinkers…

  • Not me. Not deep down, not on the surface. Not now, not ever.

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      Why they bury muzzle’ems 10 feet into the earth? …because, deep-down, they’re good people..

    • Barrington Minge

      Me neither Avi. Who does this clown think he is speaking for us?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Ditto. There ain’t a single muslimmy thing in my entire character. I know myself well enough to know that!

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        What the fuck is this guy talking about?
        Has he forgotten the Boston Marathon bombing?

  • Xavier

    I love it when idiots make public statements like this, because it means they’re about to be taught a lesson. Who knows he might even survive.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Not if we’re lucky! 😉

  • canminuteman

    Who knew that someone so special could get such an important job.

  • T.C.

    Massachusetts politicians are deep in the pockets of the moose limb brudder hoods. They make Boston the home base for al Queda in America.

  • Kaye1992

    What is going on with police forces – or at least their leadership – in the US and the West in general? Have they been infected with the dumb (or maybe, dhimmi) virus? This guy isn’t the first to go batty: For instance, the Philadelphia police chief was recently preaching the wonders of Islam, if my memory serves.

  • Dana Garcia

    Contact info:

    William B. Evans
    Police Commissioner
    Boston Police Department
    One Shroeder Plaza
    Boston, Ma 02120

  • Justin St.Denis

    I so wish politicians would shut their pieholes about things that are not in their jurisdiction. “Deep down” I want politicians to forget that I have a “deep down” and deal with the civil issues which are their mandate. BTW, municipal politics is where totalitarians first show their fascist colours. Be aware of your municipal politicians and COME DOWN HARD on the totalitarians and assholes as they reveal themselves.

  • AlanUK

    “…we’re all Muslims deep down.”
    Speak for yourself by all means Police Commissioner but you don’t speak for me!
    The “peace” Muslims want is the total submission by unbelievers to their god. Anything short could get you a violent response and/or the death penalty by a range of alternative methods.