Mummified body of German adventurer is found inside yacht drifting off the Philippines

That’s just weird.

Mummified sailor German

  • ontario john

    Looks like me waiting for a tax refund from Wynne.

  • Clink9

    Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame …

  • Exile1981

    Slightly creepy too.

    • Clink9

      Because he’s German.

  • canminuteman

    I have a hard time believing this. Would a body dessicate like that in a tropical maratime environment? I don’t know, but if I had to guess I would think it would go all rancid/smelly/runny/maggot/infested, like the time I came from summer vacation and my freezer crapped out while I was away.

    • Justin St.Denis

      I find it hard to believe this dude had only been dead for four days. He looks like he’s already dried out and parchmenty and brittle. Not a candidate for a Saturday night date, even for a necrophile…

      • Clink9

        They didn’t know how long he’s been dead for. But they could probably buff him out a little and do a Weekend at Bernies with him.