I always thought Archie was gay.
They added a gay black character last year. Now Jughead is asexual and refers to himself as a Eunich…… which means that he’s been playing around with a set of pruning shears at home I guess.
“….Scores of readers who identify as asexual came out to cheer the Jughead news”
Yes, and what winners they were too.
“Gee, I guess I might as well identify as ‘asexual’ because I can’t get a girlfriend anyway. I mean I’ve been sitting on my fat ass eating Doritos and playing ‘Halo’ in the basement for three straight years now and not a single high school cheerleader has come calling! How come?”
Yes, “asexual” is easier than actually transforming yourself into a person an attractive member of the opposite might be drawn to.
‘asexual’ is just another word for unfamiliar with a toothbrush or soap!
asexual = no personal hygene
I read Archie comics all my life (hopeless romantic that I am) right up until a few years ago when they became unreadable. Thankfully I hoarded a horde of them for nostalgia and grandkids.
Back when they were good……………………….
Heh! I either missed that one or I was so naïve it went right over my head
They were so much fun.
Betty just couldn’t be more excited, could she?
Archie comics still exist?
Yeah, but the real question used to be:
Betty or Veronica?
See the above. Both.
I saw an Archie comic in the drug store 2 or 3 months ago. Archie was a survivor of a zombie apocalypse. It was called “Afterlife with Archie”.
I just thought “oh, go fuck yourselves!”
Do the urban shitstains that infest the arts/media community have to ALWAYS crap all over everything?
Yes; like the scorpion, it is the defining aspect of their natures.
I hear next month Big Ethel comes out as transgender. That would explain a lot!