John Kerry’s Ridiculous Trip to Hollywood

Oh, to have been at John Kerry’s meeting Tuesday with a dozen Hollywood executives at Universal Studios. To have sat in one of the cushy leather chairs beneath a vintage poster for The Phantom of the Opera, sipping bottled water, relaxing in the Mediterranean climate of southern California, and been solicited by the U.S. secretary of State for advice on how to defeat radical Islam. What a confirmation of one’s status in the film industry, of one’s place in the global economy, of one’s importance to the Democratic Party. “Great convo w studio execs in LA,” Kerry tweeted after the discussion, “Good to hear their perspectives & ideas of how to counter #Daesh narrative.”

  • mauser 98

    more about government propaganda , themes , messages to be inserted into scripts

    • Xavier

      Worse than that – Hollywood libs are setting foreign policy.

      • At least the soundtrack might be better.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Kerry say relax
          Don’t do it
          When you gonna come?

          • Justin St.Denis

            Please don’t call out my name
            ‘Cuz you know wherever I am
            I’ll be sunnin’ myself on a beach
            Winter spring summer and fall
            Don’t even bother to call
            I won’t be there!

            (No, I won’t)

            Ain’t it great to know that you got no friends?
            Especially on those dark cold nights
            They gonna jerk you, they will berserk you
            They will stick large things up your rectum
            Oh baby, we will let them!

            Please don’t call out my name……

        • Justin St.Denis

          That would be a recipe for a LOT MORE James Taylor! Fuck me! NO! NO NO NO!!!!!

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  • Exile1981

    Maybe Hollywood can give Kerry a job, with very little make up he could be any number of movie monsters.

    • Justin St.Denis

      “Lurch” leaps to lips like lollipops!

  • Frances

    Kerry obviously thinks that you don’t have to counter Daesh directly, you just have to counter their narrative. What an idiot.

    • Yea, because Daesh will be very receptive to listening to Kerry.

      • Justin St.Denis

        And Daesh watches so many Hollywood movies, subscribes to NETFLIX as well as all its competitors, and is an avid cable TV supporter as well. Marketing is EVERYTHING when it comes to future DVD and download sales….

    • Justin St.Denis

      I don’t think this story is about revealing John Kerry to be a tall, slim, toned moron. Those are well-established facts. I suspect this was intended as an illustrative example of Kerry’s famously moronic moments of non-momentous history-in-the-making moments of note! Biographers worldwide are recording this minutiae for posterity. Worry not!

      Only give momentary attention to this comment. 😉

  • Will Quest

    What is this Daesh Kerry speaks of …. a Heinz halal relish , perhaps, where all vegetables are cruelly ritually-slaughtered in the name of the most benevolent most Merciful .
    Buy Heinz’s Daesh-relish and fees from the Imam’s blessings and halal certifications will fill Islamic coffers……. & only practicing Muslim need apply for work in the Heinz-halal-factory……….

  • Maggat

    No sweat, he was auditioning for a part in the remake of the Addams Family.

    • Lurch could act a little, Kerry is a block of rotten wood.

      • Justin St.Denis

        With a brain made of stone.

  • tom_billesley

    Hollywood knows what to do. All bad guys are white kuffar.

    • Thank goodness!

      • Justin St.Denis

        And marketing. And Bruce Willis, who is bearable.

  • Yusuf_al_Kafir

    It’s like that three episode South Park saga ‘Imaginationland’ where the U.S. government brings in Kurt Russell to fight the terrorists because, quoting wikipedia, …….

    ‘The Pentagon decides to send into Imaginationland a group of soldiers, including an incredulous Kurt Russell, because as it is explained to him, his appearance in the film Stargate gives him more experience than anyone else there.’

    Satire from South Park playing out in real life?
    It would be entirely funny if the atrocities of ISIS weren’t real.

    John Kerry isn’t a cartoon, but he is a sad clown.

  • Spatchcocked

    Obama. The pope. Kurt Russell. Cameron. Trudeau. Merkel. Lurch. The EU. Hillary and Bernie. Jeb!
    That’s our A team.

    Very good article by Continetti at the link….

  • Norman_In_New_York

    If Kerry is the best the Democrats can do when it comes to leadership, then no wonder Bernie Sanders, who wasn’t even a registered Democrat at the time he announced his candidacy, seems poised to waltz off with the nomination.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Ain’t that the truth! And it hurts! It hurts! OMG! It hurts!

  • Minicapt

    John Kerry has always worked in the public sector for the betterment of America, he is truly of the finest in his generation.


  • Jay Devvy

    He’s an idiot. And his demeanor is quite expected