• Holey crap. You could sense it in the air.

    • Heh;)

      • I just realized why that’s funny. Wasn’t meant to be! I think I’m in “dumb blonde mode” today. 🙂

        • Minicapt

          Transliterated from the “Backwoods Home Journal”:

          A blonde boards her flight to New York City; despite having only an ‘Economy’ ticket, she seats herself in First Class. The Cabin Crew try to explain that she has to sit in Economy because of her ticket, but she tells them that “I’m an actress and model. and am going to NYC to become a star. Therefore I deserve First Class.”

          The problem was passed to the First Officer, who gamely tried to persuade her back into Economy, but no luck; “I’m an actress and model. and am going to NYC to become a star. Therefore I deserve First Class.”

          Finally the Captain spoke up, saying he was married to a blonde, and thought he could sort this out expeditiously. He chatted briefly with the blonde; she picked up her accoutrements and moved back to Economy.

          The crew was astounded and demanded to know what he had said.

          “I just told her that First Class was not going to New York City today.”

          Cheers

          • I don’t get it.

          • Minicapt

            Obviously, you’re not a beautiful blonde model nor a movie star, …

            Cheers

          • No. The Backwoods Home Journal. They sent me a coupon for a free trial subscription worth $100. I filled out the coupon and sent them the $100 more than six months ago and it never came. I guess it never transliterated.

          • Minicapt

            http://www.backwoodshome.com/contact-us/contact-bhm/
            … try emailing the business manager

            Cheers

          • Ha! You win — didn’t think it existed.

            Cheers