Expelliarmus! Saudi Police to learn to combat Wizards & Witches

Saudi religious police recruits are now being trained in more than enforcing modesty standards. According to various reports across Arab media, cadets are taking a five-day course in combating wizards, witches and as-of-yet unconfirmed plague of leprechauns blighting the Kingdom.

h/t MP

  • Edubeat

    Wow could they make Justin Trudope disappear along with the rest of his brain-dead followers!

  • Waffle

    Oh oh — song coming on:


  • Justin St.Denis

    What will they do when the Gnome Invasion finally hits them?

  • Spatchcocked

    Yer average genie is a pussywhipped girly man compared to yer average leppercorn…the camel jockies are gonna be in world of hurt when Ireland’s spawn of the ant-Christ gets up a head of steam in Soddy Araby.
    The ” little people” got yuge ideas…..Yuge!!!!

  • Spatchcocked

    You don’t get three wishes from a leppercorn….no sireee.
    They like to get you pissed…then pissed off…..then they tell YOU to piss off.